Deep Shred

Deep powder, deep snow. Term for cutting into the deep powder/snow while snowboarding and or skiing.

Man there was deep shred on that run!

That deep shred was sick!

I was riding in the deep shred all day.

by zfrankdesign February 18, 2009

Dread shred

The moment when a dreadlocked personage realises that they have a dread trapped in the office shredder.

Usually accompanied by a scream for assistance, the dread shred victim can only hope that the shredder becomes clogged or full before the dread is wrenched out at the root, or worse, their entire head begins to be grinded to pulp.

The victim of a dread shred should clearly realise that there is only suffering ahead before the situation gets any better.

"Frank, come quick you lummox! Jade's having a dread shred!"

"Whoa, turn it off at the plug!"

by Tongueless Ghost of Sin August 6, 2009

Dick Shredder

A term for a whore who sucked a lotta dick in her day.

Ah dude, look at that hag, remember from way back when? She sucked my dick like 10 times.

I know bro, she's a real dick shredder.

by DavidBlowie September 9, 2013

Gouch Shredder

Noun. A ball-busting bitch who just won't let her man be. Talks shit 24/7, usually about her partner's career advancement. Needs to shut her ass the fuck up. Damn cunt.

Man my wife is such a Gouch Shredder, riding me everyday. Ask for raise she says, bitch how about giving me a raise in bed a few nights out the week!

by Ram Johnson April 11, 2014

cheese shredder

A jerk

Man, Jonathan is such a cheese shredder! I hate him!

by shalissa steal yo man January 5, 2015

pecker shredder

A "Pecker Shredder" is when a man or a woman with braces is giving you a blowjob.

" Dude, she normally gives hella good head, but last night she was one hell of a pecker shredder."

by Leroy_Da_Nigga April 23, 2016

turd shredder

A turd cutter that has been afflicted with hemorrhoids to such a degree in which solid stool is passed with grooves or tracks carved into the surface by said hemorrhoids, similar to the process of a Play-Doh shape extruder toy.

I told Carroll to eat more fiber, otherwise she's going to end up with a turd shredder .

by molokaicoconut February 28, 2019