spock shock

The act of shoving 2 or more fingers behind the collar bone and digging as deep as possible. Extremely painful.
Danny Ray tried to spear me with an umbrella so I spock shocked the fuck out of him.
by Evilfish February 15, 2012
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Spock shock

Giving a girl the shocker, but with two fingers in each orifice, making it resemble the Trekkie sign.
Dude, last night I gave Laquiqui the Spock shock!
by Ant Lion May 15, 2010
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shock the nation

guy 1: dude last night i did the shock the nation

guy2: cool bro
by noabbshere November 29, 2016
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Cock Shock

While watching porn, right before you bust, the porno switches to an image of a cock or the man's ass not allowing you to achieve maximum bustability.
Ben: Dawg i hadnt jerked it in 7 months after my surgery and when i did for the first time i got Cock Shock.

Liz: DAWGG THAT BLOWS!
by LZIVELEZ February 21, 2010
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Shock Horror

1) A word to replace 'Oh my god', or 'omg', and so on, or to express your emotions (shock and horror, duuh)

2) Can also be used when surprised.
1)
Teacher: And... Stacy, you seem to have broken your record of always getting the bottom marks. Well done, you got 100% on your maths paper.

Stacy: Shock horror, say what?!

2)
Rapist: Surprise!

Rapee: SHOCK HORROR!
by The Muffin... Woman. July 18, 2009
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Prophylactic Shock

The sudden cessation of thought and action caused by surprise when it is discovered that a condom has broken
When I saw the broken condom, I went into Prophylactic Shock, at first my mind was blank and the a flood of anxiety about STDs & pregnancy took over.
by iRustin January 02, 2010
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Shock Absorbers

A pair of ladyz boobs :)
" Nice set of Shock Absorbers"
by Brad Nye August 04, 2008
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