meataphylactic shock

is what happens when you r try'n to train your self to be able to eat big food " 2Lb burgers, 32oz steaks, ect" and slip up on your training then go and eat big food and in doing so puts your body in shock " sweats, shakes, dizzy, lite headedness, and the whole realiation that you mite be a FATT GUY...
none meat eater starts to eat 'lots' of meat.....meataphylactic shock

someone trains to eat a big meat then lacks on there training, then try's to eat big meat.......meataphylactic shock
by murphmellow May 22, 2011
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Perma-shocked

When ones face is built in a way that makes them looked like they are permanently shocked.
Deb: OMG SARAH WHAT SHOCKING EVENT HAPPENED?!
Sarah: .. Uhm nothing..
Blair:(whispers to Deb)She's just perma-shocked.
by lata sk9a September 09, 2008
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shock the nation

guy 1: dude last night i did the shock the nation

guy2: cool bro
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Cock Shock

While watching porn, right before you bust, the porno switches to an image of a cock or the man's ass not allowing you to achieve maximum bustability.
Ben: Dawg i hadnt jerked it in 7 months after my surgery and when i did for the first time i got Cock Shock.

Liz: DAWGG THAT BLOWS!
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Shock Horror

1) A word to replace 'Oh my god', or 'omg', and so on, or to express your emotions (shock and horror, duuh)

2) Can also be used when surprised.
1)
Teacher: And... Stacy, you seem to have broken your record of always getting the bottom marks. Well done, you got 100% on your maths paper.

Stacy: Shock horror, say what?!

2)
Rapist: Surprise!

Rapee: SHOCK HORROR!
by The Muffin... Woman. July 18, 2009
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Prophylactic Shock

The sudden cessation of thought and action caused by surprise when it is discovered that a condom has broken
When I saw the broken condom, I went into Prophylactic Shock, at first my mind was blank and the a flood of anxiety about STDs & pregnancy took over.
by iRustin January 02, 2010
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Shock Absorbers

A pair of ladyz boobs :)
" Nice set of Shock Absorbers"
by Brad Nye August 04, 2008
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