cock shitter

1.One who shits cock

2.gay guy

3.guy (or girl) who takes cock in the ass.

faggot

1.Jim:"Docter, docter! I dont know whats wrong with me! I keep pooping out long, hard, fleshy, turds!"
Doctor:"Well, it seems you have cockshittingitus, in other words, you are becoming a cock shitter."

2.Tammy:"Shirley, im gonna go out with Bobby!"
Shirley:"No way, I heard he was a cock shitter!"

3.Me and my Boyfriend are cock shitters!

by ghoof June 11, 2006

Shiterature

Any good reading material that can be used while taking a shit.

"I feel a big dump coming on, gotta grab me some Shiterature".

by Brendan J. February 7, 2006

shitter ass monk

This is an exclamatory phrase used mostly without regard for context or audience. Such as when the user burns themselves on the stove or finds out their car has been broken into.

Leigh: Max, your car was broken into by some bum. I found him in the backseat playing with your garden shearers.

Max: shitter ass monk!

by leighparade April 2, 2010

Homeward bound shitter

when you and your friends head out to go some where and you get half way to your destination then your friend decides that that he's gotta shit, so he turns the vehicle around and drives back home to take a shit, refusing to stop anywhere else to do it

friend 1: "Hey what took ya'll so long"
friend 2: "Well we got half way here and had to turn around because (insert friend here) had to shit so we had to go all the way back to his house!"
Friend 1: "man he's such a homeward bound shitter!"

by RustyNail84 August 18, 2011

shitergy

Perjorative form of 'synergy', as popularized by the website defamer.com

A McDonalds and Fox News merger would be quite the example of corporate shitergy.

by Chris from Vancouver January 8, 2005

Shiternity

1. turd grid-lock 2. a loitering turd 3. the slow moving passage of a single turd 4.a long lapse of time, as in a public restroom stall that causes those waiting in line to seek another stall

Breaking News ..."Ty-D-Bol has launched a search and rescue mission to find a missing party-goer, last seen venturing into the men's room after complaining about an upset stomach. His pals stated he had been in the bathroom for what seemed like a shiternity and grew concerned when he did not return to the party....."

by TeeJay69 February 24, 2008

Shiterature

Getting lost in a good book/magazine while simultaneously enjoying an epic deuce.

Harry Potter makes great shiterature.

by goblue!1409 October 17, 2009