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This is what left-wing Scottish people refer to as a utopic place that they one day hope to live in; this is the ideology of a Scottish state that makes all of it's citizens equal, economically and socially. It is also referred to as the USSR.
"one day I will wake up to a place where I don't feel judged nor discriminated, the United Scottish Socialist Republic."
by MonkeyTempleGang May 4, 2017
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Best Scottish Team

Celtic 100% , rangers are just dirty bastards that have the most ugly stadium , celtic is the best and always have been
by helloojaskdaw April 19, 2021
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The Scottish drink

Where u piss in ur mates beer and don’t tell him
Hahahaha Jared is about to have the Scottish drink
Lucky
by Therapist support November 19, 2021
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Scottish Suprise

When a male of the human species puts whipped cream on the tip of his genitalia and then inserts the penal shaft into the mouth of a sleeping victim. This is to be done gently so the victim does not wake, and the purpose of the whipped cream is to cover up the taste of semen.
Aww man. I woke up with a white creamy substance in my mouth, it kinda tastes like whipped cream, I think I was given a Scottish Suprise! Fuck
by biznatch8==D August 16, 2008
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Scottish Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.
Dude!!!!! The fucking party was crazy. This drunk chick let me give her some Scottish Goggles!!!
by General Hugh G. Rection November 8, 2009
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The Scottish Parliament

A pathetic waste of English taxpayers money.
Your English so you cant have your own parliament, but you can spend £400,000,000 on a spanking new one for the Scots.
by Billy November 5, 2004
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scottish pudding

When a male wipes his ass with a women's skirt
We were all out of toilet paper so I decided to just go with some Scottish Pudding.
by scotlandyard May 17, 2006
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