Scooter

Something you ride that makes no sense.

Go commit scooter ankle

by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018

Side Scooter

(Noun) A female (in some rare cases there can be male ones) who commits to a scooter greaser’s way of living. Also known as a side bitch or side hoe. Typically called on when true wife/spouse, gf/bf or significant other is gone or busy.

Look at those scooter greasers! And look there’s Betty, thats his side scooter!

by Seamon-ster July 16, 2018

Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.

Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.

by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018

Pulling a Scooter

When you disband the premades after winning 1 out of 3 games.

Jamesb was caught pulling a scooter after winning a 3-0 game against Mangogay.

by Lunanora March 17, 2019

Electric scooter

2 Chronicles 15:7

Electric scooter is kewl 🛵

by Knmagor October 22, 2022

Jt Scooters And Co

Jt is a dumb cunt that likes to sleep from 7am and wake up at 8:30 pm the nocturnal fuck. He tries to pull girls but his pale face doesn’t do the job. He loves to pick up cigarette butts off the ground and smoke them up. He’s a all round mess and lives in a little sleep out in the middle of nowhere. He needs help in life as he doesn’t know what to do at all

Jt scooters and co u grotty cunt go find some more durries u mop

by KefeTangapenisslut May 13, 2021

Scooterer

The person who rides a scooter. Or the driver

Wow that scooterer is so cute

by bbteyatey October 8, 2020