I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it

Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025

See-Saw

When your getting a blowjob from your partner while they stick their finger in your butthole causing your hips to drive forward and backward, thus driving deeper into their mouth and their finger deeper into your anus

Bro! Last night when I was getting a blowy…my girl stuck her finger in my ass and It made me thrust forward and it deep throated her! She kept doing it and we straight turned into a See-Saw!

by anonymous August 11, 2021

Hot Saw

A hopped up modified chainsaw used for typically logging. Usually outrageously loud and shooting wood chips flying.

Johnny's hot saw is rippin' through that cedar.

by treeturd April 21, 2025

Sawed Off Motherfucker

A short motherfucker

I was looking for that sawed off motherfucker in the crowd but couldn't find him

by mosumnosum July 22, 2025

two way saw

when a person is giving oral and receiving anal or vaginal sex at the same time.

hey man me and this dude were giving this girl the ol' two way saw

by Vanessa licea May 21, 2017

spicer saw

When you rub a dry hand under your female partners v-jay jay vigorously in a sawing motion. A little treat for your partner on a Friday night after a Chinese.

Male Partner: tonight are you down for a spicer Saw?
Female partner: we have just had a Chinese and a glass of pino so yes, yes I am!
*male partner proceeds with intercorse and jumps in with a spicy saw half way through*

by Leonss2019 January 25, 2024

saw

a thriller/horror franchise where most of the movies suck but its ok because they're still fun. definitely one of the soap operas ever made

me: unpopular opinion i think mark hoffman of saw fame shouldhave rough kinky sex with me
everyone else: jump off a bridge

by numberonesawfan June 2, 2023