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Johnny's seasoning salt

The most wonderful of all seasoning salts. Created in the kitchens of Johnny's Dock in Tacoma, Washington. Can be used on literally everything. Most containers say "no MSG added" but we all know there's enough natural MSG to go around. As defined on the bottle, Johnny's seasoning salt is "pure magic".
I sprinkled some Johnny's seasoning salt on my girlfriend last night and damn that bitch tasted good.
by A-ton and Haargoth August 1, 2008
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salt

n.: A sailor, one who is currently employed in the U.S. Navy.
adj.: Pertaining to sailor-style.
n.: That salt has seen too many ports.
adj.: He loves the salt life.
by MamaBurd March 27, 2012
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saltine cracker

a accepted white boy in the black community. can say nigga and no one says anything.
yo ross, sup nigga?-white boy

chillin saltine cracker sup wit you?-black guy
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Salt Lake City

A wonderful city in the beautiful state of Utah; known for the abundance in Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints members. Also known for the teenagers that ride fixed gear road bikes (fixie kids). Amazing and majestic mountains and THE GREATEST SNOW ON EARTH!!! Known very well for the amazing ski resorts.
A fantastic place to live!!!
Person1: Where should I move to?
Person2: Salt Lake City, Utah man! It's soo awesome there! It's a really freindly and beautiful place to live!
by the green teen January 10, 2010
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Veruca Salt

A very BAD nut in the classic, and new version, of Willie (Charlie) And The Choclate Factory.
"I want a trained squirrel,NOW!!!"
"I want another pony."
"I want an oompa loompa."
"I want a chocolate river"
Always, I want. Never,Thank you.
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Saltacello

a German crossover jazz band of 5 musicians, almost all of them from Stuttgart, who are unknown in the world except that they are popular in South Korea. The reason behind is that they publicly announced that they like South Korea and actually used some of its traditional tunes for their music.
-Do you know Saltacello?
-Sorry, who?
by iborrowedthisname May 1, 2007
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Saltlantis

This magical land appears every once in a blue moon.
It only happens when you get liberals, shitlibs and social justice warriors so riled up that they will go to the ends of time to tell EVERYBODY on earth how upset they are. They will stomp and bawl like babies until things go their way. They don't, and so the old song goes, saltlantis must born.

They begin screaming, a piercing shrieking so intense it would put a banshee to shame. Snot dripping heavily out of their face, a scrunched look to give a pug a run for its money and eyes so red they pierce right through the devil himself.

A collective ass pain so intense, the mythical and wonderful land of saltlantis begins to rise from the earths core to manifest itself to mortal eyes.
"...and now, Donald Trump is the 45th President of the unites states..."
...
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!”

Then the earth rumbles. Screaming can be heard intensifying rapidly, almost like several thousands cows being crippled at once. A satisfying, but terrible ballad. A disharmonious harmony. Something so beautiful it shouldn't exist.

The floor cracks with a deep and thunderous roar, buildings collapse, trash cans get hit. Concrete and stones crumble to a magnifict extent, making a fiery fissure as big as a canyon, or a regular sized feminist.

Out of the debris, an unknown and esoteric land erects out into the public. An unknown but extremely familiar city.

BEHOLD! THE LAND KNOWN AS SALTLANTIS!!! EVERY SINGLE CONCENTRATED FRUSTRATION MADE INTO A UTOPIA FROM TARD RAGE!!
by Giga Donkey Dick March 8, 2017
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