Ryan

Ryan is a cretin with a devil's wisdom. He lanky and smooth. I once saw him punch a cop in the buttocks. Ryan also makes the best baby boi friend ever. If he loves you, you will know you are truly cherished. If he's sleepy let him chill. But always down for an adventure into the unknown. A scornful dreamer with a dreamers eyes in a dream. Crimes only when necessary. Usually angel vibes and taurus pastures. Mess with the bull, get the horns am i rite?

Gurl 1: oh no, i got glass in me feet!
They 1: tell Ryan~ he's so so nice!
Thing 2: please shut up

by 2muchKava4U June 16, 2021

Ryan

the sweetest and the best person you'll ever meet #100
best smile and gives the best hugs
he'll make u the happiest girl in the world

ryan is a keeper fr

by ddunicornz March 12, 2023

Ryan

A millennial who has boomer humour.

This guy keeps acting like he hates his wife. He’s such a Ryan.

by FynnVam November 27, 2021

Ryan

a guy that's super rambunctious

a guy that shit his pants this morning

has a long time crush on someone close to him, someone in this room

its mitsy

ryan we're still filming

by pseudonym1423 December 2, 2021

Ryan

A Professional at the subject of Life, Ryan is awesome. quick with the ladies, and quick to move on, he has an 11 incher and it is always loaded. He is a noble Gangster who shoots unstable niggers and has little remorse. listens to all kinds of music. can be found driving, working on cars, shooting guns, eating, etc.
has awesome friends, who are bad ass and drive bad ass fast cars.

Syn.: Awesomeness

1:Ryan is awesome
2:OMG i just orgasmed at the sound of his name

by the pounder himself April 19, 2009

Ryan

Manwhore, pothead, who never texts back and laughs if he breaks up with you usually over text messages.

LOVES CATS

druggie who may or may not admit it, hates hookers, and home wreakers! he will like girls who wear way too much makeup. But a hypocrite.

Girl 1: Ah I hooked up with Ryan last night!

Girl 2: But he's my boyfriend?!

Girl 1: Oh you didn't get his text?

Girl 2: No he stopped after three messages!

Girl 1: Sorry he was busy getting high and I doing my makeup!

by bitch ass foo5 March 12, 2010

Ryan

a shitfaced ass motherfucker who never gives up at eatin sandwhichs nd is beast at beerpong. And hates being fingered by girls nd will punch them in the face if necessary. But is also a very horny bastard

Ryan was beasting at beerpong

Ryan was o shitfaced

Ryans horny

by Balekjiii January 11, 2008