A: "The website was down for a bit."
B: "Really? I thought it was my internet, I almost restartded my computer!"
A: "What's that? "Restartded"? Is that because you're so dumb that you almost restarted your whole computer?"
B: "Really? I thought it was my internet, I almost restartded my computer!"
A: "What's that? "Restartded"? Is that because you're so dumb that you almost restarted your whole computer?"
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It all started many moons ago. Back in ancient times. The people of the Northern tribe of Annalshuvinstuf wrote a scientific book on a special type of owl. This owl being less than one inch in height, fears the light. In safety precautions, during the sunlight, it will proceed to make its way to ones anus. The tribe itself had many problems with these said owls. The people of the tribe didn't wear clothing, so these owls had no problem finding its way to the dark depths of ones rectal housing vicinity. Once the owl is in, there is nothing much to worry about. They just cuddle and munch on the fecal matter inside of the anus. Once they are satisfied they move on for a few days. Then on to another anus.
While it is in there, you may fart a 'who' every now and again. No alarm, it is just calling some friends to join. That means they like your anus.
It all started many moons ago. Back in ancient times. The people of the Northern tribe of Annalshuvinstuf wrote a scientific book on a special type of owl. This owl being less than one inch in height, fears the light. In safety precautions, during the sunlight, it will proceed to make its way to ones anus. The tribe itself had many problems with these said owls. The people of the tribe didn't wear clothing, so these owls had no problem finding its way to the dark depths of ones rectal housing vicinity. Once the owl is in, there is nothing much to worry about. They just cuddle and munch on the fecal matter inside of the anus. Once they are satisfied they move on for a few days. Then on to another anus.
While it is in there, you may fart a 'who' every now and again. No alarm, it is just calling some friends to join. That means they like your anus.
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Rectalfication is the process whereby an offense is rectified by the perpetrator bending over and taking it up the tailpipe.
My girlfriend borrowed my car and totalled it... there's gonna be some serious rectalfication for that later.
by HHiram September 13, 2014
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by Kung Pao Dickin' April 18, 2015
Get the Rectal Spider mug.Restless Steeze Syndrome (RSS) is a condition most often found in longboarders and surfers. Documented effects may include frequent mentioning of buttery slides or body motions replicating a pendy even though the effected patient has no board with them. Triggers have been claimed that ingestion of cannabis and seeing steeze footage leads to severe cases of RSS.
After his third joint Mikes RSS became so severe that he grabbed the nearest board and hit a sick coleman. His friends could tell when they saw him put his hands on the ground as if to hit a 180 frontside. Restless Steeze Syndrome (RSS) is a condition most often found in longboarders
by ButterBros September 11, 2015
Get the restless steeze syndrome mug.An occular disease where in one's eyes automatically close when their rectum makes contact with a couch or recliner.
Kenny's eyes snapped shut as soon as his ass hit the lazyboy proving he did indeed suffer from rectal optimitis.
by Possumpecker February 8, 2018
Get the Rectal optimitis mug.Verb: when you are losing a fight and you have no other options. ~Retaliation disco slam dancing~ start flailing your arms and legs in any way to flop either into, or away from your enemy.
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