Five-Finger Reckoning

When counting from one to five does not give you the results you want... the five fingers turn into a fist, that is then shoved up the ass, to the elbow.

Jason: I’ll get off Facebook in a minute

Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...

Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.

by Adrienne Adele October 14, 2019

recockulous

similar to rediculous, but has a much better sound when spoken

'they're out of coffee? that's just recockulous!'

by kittyrazor October 31, 2003

recoculous

something incredibly fucking dumb,

dude, that shirt looks recoculous

by C-UNIT April 17, 2003

Recockulous

Even more ridiculous then redonkulous. So incredibly rediculous that it has reached a whole new level.

"Those pink shoes with the all baby blue jumpsuit is recockulous, your white!"

by Spty March 3, 2004

Recockulous

When something is so rediculous that the word rediculous fails to fully capture it.

Todd, wasn't the reelection of George W. Bush recockulous?

by Zakaroo January 23, 2005

reckonmendation

A recommendation which starts with the words "I reckon you should..."

I reckon you should stfu thetron

by Redback August 12, 2003

recockulous

Another way to say 'ridiculous'.

Man, this website is recockulous!

by Mr. G March 11, 2005