When one has the random urge to have their rectum sensationally masturbated or fucked the shit out of. This could be with fingers, a dildo or an erect penis.
Adam had the most severe case of rectal urges ever. He got a dildo and went up and down on that shit until he jizzed.
by Oggy Nelson February 3, 2022
Get the Rectal urgesmug. by MYsTeRious7wiErDneSS May 27, 2022
Get the Rough riding rectal retardmug. Don't spread your video-rectalitis around here.
by Jonrush@ETEXAS August 13, 2005
Get the video-rectalitismug. by iisaltyi January 31, 2020
Get the Rectal devastationmug. by LightWeaver June 23, 2024
Get the auto-rectalmug. by rw( December 16, 2017
Get the rectal holemug. a usually intangible thing to keep assholes away from you. . .
Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes
Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes
John: What's up with Deb? She was so blunt to me yesterday when I saw her at the mall.
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 6, 2010
Get the rectal gatesmug.