The Reaper Report

Illogical/confusing/irrational internet message board posts that combine worldwide news with the writer's daily thoughts on life.

Have you read The Reaper Report from this morning? What is he talking about? It's like a bad car accident, it hurts to look, but you just can't turn away.

by MonkeyFather August 5, 2014

slig reapa

A girl who waits for a tragedy to happen to a man she's interested in, then proceeds to act like his girlfriend while he's laying in a hospital bed incapacitated...

Look at this girl tryna play wifey when this niggas laid up in a coma what a slig reapa she is

by Rico Prince December 28, 2015

california reaper whole

Its when Jesse Romo and Cody Sanchez fist a girl/Guy and leaves them bleeding and the buttwhole gets 5 inches wider.

My mom said Jesse And Cody gave her a California reaper whole

by All hail our lord and savior h September 6, 2016

ziggz reaper2

He is thicc and juicy and his friend is a gayboy name halo. He can be a nice friend and good sharer

Ziggz reaper2 is a good friend

by Redcase December 31, 2017

grim reaper

Henry.

E de an grim reaper?

by M222Z May 3, 2018

Matt (reaper)

a Matt is a person that :
1. hates math
2. doesn't like school
3. is an amazing fortnite player
4. has cats
5.hates life
6. hates other people
7. likes sleeping.
8. hates his brother.

(e.g. oop, yup we've found a Matt (reaper) )

by *BITMASTER>GAMER February 25, 2019

Incorrect Reapomse

You should have said something relating to cows or vlogs

That’s the incorrect reapomse.

by Hikingmom September 7, 2019