Raisin

A grape that has been dried and given sun cancer

This raisin tastes dry!

by That other guy April 29, 2015

raisin ballsack

Small or wrinkly Balls

I haven't had sex for a long time so i have a raisin ballsack

by Brickleberry May 5, 2018

Russian Raisin

The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.

"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."

by Jacky Daytona September 25, 2023

Raisin dick

Robby has one. He doesnt know how to use it, he thought it was a clinker until he pissed out of it. They call it the anson house scrumpet.

By heck...robs got a raisin dick

by Bbosh April 2, 2017

raisin box

a car full of really old people.

"why the hell are they going so slow?"

"it's probably a raisin box."

by ot b April 17, 2018

Bowl of Raisins

A joke used to trick/gaslight someone, usually among four friends, one who tells the nonsensical joke, two who were told to laugh at it, and one who is made fun of for not understanding the joke.

John was confused as his friends laughed, he didn't know the joke was a bowl of raisins.

by Vinkertron January 30, 2025

Raisin

A Russian who is also part Asian.

Wow, Jun! Youre such a RAISIN

by JunTheRussianAsianMan November 21, 2019