Skip to main content

Random Bar Douche

That guy you see in a bar with one of those stupid thin beard things, He always wears his sunglasses at night or when he wants to look cool, and he always has stupid average cheesy pick up lines like "Hey baby, wanna do it in the bathroom?"
I walked in the bar and it was filled with random bar douches, they all were drinking Coors Light and not shaving.

Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.
by Neuroflesh January 20, 2011
mugGet the Random Bar Douche mug.

randy (random)

A player in Minecraft that is extremely bad and eZ. NOT a person's name.
Person 1: This guy is such a randy (random).

Person 2: Yeah, he's getting wrecked.
by Peu October 20, 2013
mugGet the randy (random) mug.
Related Words

a random word

If you look at the cars 3 movie and the main characters from How To Dragon 3 movie then you know that Cars 3 movie is actually Asian because you've never seen a fat Asian before therefore, American but not African therefore African-American therefore a random word is a random word. You should make one of these, it's so fun lol.
This word is so A Random Word!
Yeah I know right?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
O mai Gawd
by unavailable is unavailable November 19, 2020
mugGet the a random word mug.
On April 20th, you make love to a random person, usually a complete stranger or someone you randomly find on the street
Me: Wanna fuck?
Her: Why not it's "National Fuck A random bitch day" today
by (. ) ( .) May 28, 2018
mugGet the National Fuck A random bitch day mug.

radomskiy

When you drink so much alcohol, that you start speaking another language.
Dude, I drank so much last night that I got Radomskiy. Not as bad as getting roxyed but I definitely was speaking another language!
by Roxyg3700 March 15, 2016
mugGet the radomskiy mug.

Random Spot Adrenaline

The curious phenomenon that occurs when a stranger spots you at the gym in which you are able to lift heavier than usual.
This can occur due to a number of factors -

1. You do not want to be embarrassed by not being able to hit the weight you loaded up on the bar in front of a stranger.
2. You do not trust that you will get a safe spot from this stranger so as part of self-preservation the adrenaline kicks in.
3. You fear that the stranger will assist when you don't need it, so you enable beast mode.
(A combination of several of these scenarios are common occurrences)
"Dude, I hit 190 for 5 reps on incline today like it was nothing." said Jimmy

"Whoa, you didn't come close to that last week...what gives?" queries Jefferson.

"Must have been the random spot adrenaline kicking in" replied Jimmy
by archyis July 2, 2009
mugGet the Random Spot Adrenaline mug.

random loop

A state of being, similar to a coma, in which you are stuck in a loop of pressing random on websites, looking at whats there, and pressing random or f5 again. Is frequently done on: Urban Dictionary, Stumbleupon, 4chan, Twitter and similar sites.
Rob: Damn man I was up 'till 4:20 this morning.

Lee: Yeah that essay was hard.

Rob; F@#$! I completely forgot about that, I was stuck in a random loop the whole time. On top of a youtube loop.
by Rob9001 January 4, 2010
mugGet the random loop mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email