Penis rack

When a man wears really tight shorts. So its like his bits are on show.

Loving the new penis rack on beckham, leaves nothing to the imagination.

by Arethanto March 24, 2013

Aftermarket rack

Fake breasts

Hey did you get a chance to check out the aftermarket rack on that chick? Must've cost a stack of dead presidents.

by Blankford1 December 7, 2013

lube rack

Menstrual cycle

Tamy didn't want to fuck cause she was on the lube rack

by 1longdickdaddyfromcincinatti May 17, 2015

moist racket

The physical act of spitting on one's dick and slapping another person across the face with it.

"I hit her with that moist racket."

by BillyButBanger November 9, 2017

Thirty Rack Smash

When 30 friends all shotgun the contents of a Thirty Rack of beer together.

Did you participate in the Thirty Rack Smash at the party last night?

by TheFratLord February 19, 2019

Performative racism

When you pretend to be racist or conservative for attention or social gain.

Hot southern chick: Man them dang darned blacks be stealing and killing us whites

Ron:Uh yeah blacks they are mean, my buddy Chris got his confederate flag savagely yanked out of his hand by an African American Blm protester while playing fuck da police and slapping a disabled white veteran with his other hand.

Hot southern chick: omg your so brave *hugs him* and gives her number to him.

Ron: I don’t even care about black people but ya totally worth it!Performative Racism is neat try it sometime!

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

Aurora Christian Meat Rack

Aurora Christian Meat Rack is a place for all men to go when they need a break from women because you wont find any there. There is a main packing area and a meat freezer. There may be some homosexuals here if that's what you're into! If you ever need a getaway from women... You've found your place!

Charles: Oh boy, I really can't handle my girlfriend right now.
Collin: Well why don't you just come to my school. It's called the Aurora Christian Meat Rack.
Charles: Kinda sounds like a sausage fest if you ask me.
Collin: It's because it is!

by Aurora Christian MeatRack News May 15, 2019