Royalty Free

A piece of music that cannot be stolen.

Guy: I did not cite the royalty free music.
Girl: literally stealing.
Guy: haha you’re wrong.

by grammarpolice_# April 12, 2022

The royal duke of digits

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im not the royal duke of digits, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

Hotel Royal Essex

Euphamism for Hot Oral Sex. Originally coined in Revenge of the Nerds part II.

"I cant wait for my gf's period to end so I can go down and take her to Hotel Royal Essex."
"I hear our local senator got caught with some floozy at the Hotel Royal Essex"

by watercat March 14, 2008

Myspace Royalty

Myspace users that are scene/emo/goth/belong to any other category i have not heard of yet, and have 25,000+ friends. Their myspace pages usually consists of things like Killah, loads of X's, diamonds, bats, dinosaurs, robots, rainbows, unicorns, space ships. They enjoy taking MILLIONS of pictures of themselves wearing things such as pajamas, bows, headbands, band t-shirts, strange clothing, tutus, teddy bears.. all of course are photoshopped.

Wow, that chick has so many pixxxx and such a crazy layout she must be MYSPACE ROYALTY!

by Johnny2x4 January 18, 2009

Right Royal Placking

To get the living bejesus beaten out out of you

The Spud copped a Right Royal Placking at the hands of the Convict

by Schlockywocky November 14, 2009

The Royally Screwéd

Those of us with better things to do who have had to endure the over-the-top exuberance, fake royal names, betting on trivialities such as who would cry first, and endless tittering chatter of Anglophiles, Royalists, Loyalists, Fashinazis, and other Wedding Groupies in the run-up to William and Kate’s Royal Wedding.

Royalist: Did you hear, they have Kate's mother at 8-to-5 to be the one who cried first.

Anglophile: Yeah, well my Royal name according to E! is Lord William Paul Puss-Puss-Boston-Post.

Wedding Groupie: I will be drinking mimosas and eating toad in the hole with my friends when it's on.

The Royally Screwéd: Didn't we fight a revolution like 225 years ago to avoid this crap?

by Beelzebub Jones May 21, 2011

BABY ROYALE

When you take a bunch of babies addicted to crack and throw a ball of crack in the middle and they fight to the death

Man 1:We can't feed all of them how do we decide which ones eat

Man 2: We'll have a Baby Royale

by ThyLocalCrackDealer January 18, 2019