ROFFELAWL

'ROFFELAWL' is a compound abbreviation, misspelling, and corruption of the abbreviations 'rofl' and 'lol,' which mean together 'rolling on the floor laughing out loud.' Seldom used, except by trolls and some anons, and others might use it as a war cry of sorts.

"The zombies are gonna get us, shit shit shit shit-"
"Run! I'll hold 'em!"
*person 1 runs*
*zombies surround person 2 as he/she raises their firearm* "RRRRROOOFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEELLLLAAAAAWWWLLLLLLL!!!!"
*Later, person 1 thinks about how stupid person 2 was* "ROFFELAWL."

by Darth Anoniseudonym September 11, 2010

Rofleblober

When a man fucks a woman/man in the asshole and an air pocket forms from the massive pressure of him going in and out of his/her asshole. The air pocket begins to grow like a balloon and the pressure becomes very intense. Then, when the man cums in his/her anus, he pulls out and the pressure from the air pocket shoots out a mixture of shit and jizz all over the man's private parts. Usually, the man doesn't expect it.

bob- (finishes in jenny's butt) "that was awesome babe!

jenny- okay pull out my asshole hurts.

bob- okay

(LOUD POP NOISE AND THE POOP AND JIZZ SPLATTERS ON BOBS JUNK)

Bob- WHAT THE FUCK!

Jenny- I'm so sorry babe! i didn't mean to rofleblober all over your junk!! it won't happen again!

by ballsmclongcok January 19, 2011

rofflolmfao

Rolling on the fucking floor lauging out loud my fucking ass off. Means it's funny. Often used to mock people without them knowing.

girl you're interested in:

- My boyfriend broke up with me last night

you:

- rofflolmfao

Her:

- what does that means?

you:

- I'm sorry for you

by pedromcpedo August 4, 2011

Ruffle Snuffles

The is used to describe a dog simultaneously sneezing, drooling barking and sometimes growling. This interesting phenomena seems to occur out of nowhere. It can occur in any sized K-9 but is extremely common in large and extra large breeds, particularly Bloodhounds, Pit Bulls, Boxers, and Great Danes. It is sometimes accompanied by an excessive runny nose and other allergy symptoms. Some people think its inverted sneezing but it is clearly a different sound/ailment. This condition is usually harmless and adorable to hear.

Buddy the Bloodhound has the Ruffle Snuffles again! Sneezy Snuffles Snuffleupagus

by EveryOnes MOM August 6, 2012

ROFFLAC

ROLLING ON FUCKING FLOOR LAUGHING AND CRYING

Mommy: what are you doing, learn how to drive STUPID IDIOT

Daughter: in back seat repeats ---> STUPID IDIOT

Mommy: ROFFLAC

Daughter: Bahahaha

by #1 MAC21 July 30, 2012

ruffleneck

A chick who acts like she is a badass, in reality just an idiot. Looks like a dude, And just is plain uneducated and white trash.

I call myself a ruffleneck because I am proud of being white trash.

by Sol shine April 28, 2016

Raffle-Buddy

A Raffle-Buddy is someone that is only down for the good times when you're on top

Don't mess with Todd I heard he's a Raffle-Buddy

by Dnttrdonme May 25, 2016