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queef

the person who sucks farts out of dead chickens asses
"dude your dad is a queef"
by the giver of information August 2, 2007
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Word Queef

Saying something outloud that you didn't mean to say.
I called my friends girlfriend a troll by accident and it was a total word queef
by Waredjilliams August 2, 2018
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Mouth queef

A woman burp so deep it came from past her pussy.
Bonnie:"burrrrrrppppp, oh man that came from past my pussy?"

Jolene: "did you just mouth queef?!"
by The Dropper August 9, 2013
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Gully Queef

When someone smokes a juul out of a females beaver and blows the smoke up a females anus
Person: “Hey man did u hear about what Cole did last night?”
Other person: “No what happened
Person: “He gave that girl with the big a$$ a gully queef.”
by Big meat October 22, 2019
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Bloated Queef

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.
After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!
by $hIti0T June 14, 2014
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Man queef

When you have a fart that rolls up your sweaty ballsack and pops at the top
What's that smell?
Oo it's just my balls rolling out a nasty man queef.
by Klops January 16, 2011
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Queef Nugget

A vaginal projectile, propelled by the force of a particularly powerful queef. Usually a crusted remnant of a womans most recent ovulation, or perhaps the hardened remains of a particularly impressive ejaculation. Most commonly produced by only the skankiest of women with the most questionable of hygenic habits. Sometimes used as a colorful insult.
As if the sound of the queef wasn't enough, i felt something bounce off my left nut and I swear to ever loving christ it was a queef nugget!

Get off my mom you fucking queef nugget!
by Jaszen September 20, 2005
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