Put a wig on it

To get oneself together; to clean up; to sober up; to put things into order

Is that girl really wearing denim on denim? She needs to put a wig on it!

by Y0ung_Mo0la November 9, 2013

making put

The act of wishing you were doing something romantic or sexual, or doing something romantic or sexual.

I was making put in my yard with this girl, you sees, when a Coyotey comes and swallows all the put. Now, how am I supposed to feed it to the needy children?

by Wiktorus December 16, 2007

Penis putting

Your partner puts a grape or other small round fruit on your penis, sucks it off yells "FORE!" and spits it into your mouth. Penis Putting.

Your partner puts a grape or other small round fruit on your penis, sucks it off yells "FORE!" and spits it into your mouth. Penis Putting. She Penis Putted me" I explained to my neighbor last night after they heard her yelling "FORE!" and wondered what is going on next door?

by OpheliMike August 25, 2023

Put it on simmer

Something told to/about someone who is over reacting, especially when they're being overly hormonal.

Nick: She's been all over him all night and he's not even single!
Emily: Wow she really needs to put it on simmer

by The bean chillers April 9, 2015

Put on the necklace

To kill oneself via hanging.

Johnny Test couldn’t cope with the circumstances and put on the necklace.

by NotPieGuy August 24, 2022

skut put

when a girl/guy is giving u a blow job and right when u cum slam there head down on your dick and then chock her and she says scut put trying to gain her breath and not choke

i'll skut put your mom tonight u son of a bitch

by adamc45 October 26, 2006

Putting it in the Fridge

The act of shoving ice so far up your lady's pussy that it reaches her uterus. Making it so that when you stick it in her, it's like you're putting it in a fridge.

' Hey Bro I was putting it in the Fridge last night '

by BlueDragon198 July 27, 2016