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purnomz

is the secret name of ms purtell at millennium. she banned the harmless word nomz because she said it was sexual when she had clearly never seen the youtube video of the little furry animals eating food from which it was referenced. search nom nom nom on youtube to find it
bro 1- "Ms purnomz was making us learn about sentences again today"

bro 2- "isnt that the teacher who banned the word nomz?"

bro 1- "yeah she is crazy . she thinks she can psychically talk to dolphins"
by throwingknifekill August 6, 2010
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pursedragger

A drunk emotional female in a group that drags her purse and causes a scene and doesn't why at closing time in a bar
A group of pursedraggers showed up at last call
by Downtown Old Town October 1, 2013
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purple crayon chaser

A white chick who only has sex with black dudes. Purple crayon being a black penis.
by Purplenurple December 4, 2013
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Purple Houdini

When a women's wax job gets too close to her vaginal opening and she ends up with a bruised pussy lip.
Andy: What happened to your pussy?
Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
Andy: I'm telling mom!
by RBAK July 11, 2016
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purcupine

Verb; A magical Purple STD that make your sperm solid, while having a point at the end of it. (Purcupined is when you are stabbed with said Purcupine.) It is very deadly, and when you are stabbed your ovaries explode.
Sarah: "Did you hear what happened to Sally?"
Mary: "Yeah, her boyfriend she met on craigslist apparently {Purcupined her!"
Sarah: "What a way to go out.."
by SalsaDaddy March 7, 2018
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Pure Dirt

When you get the upper hand on someone or something. Can also be information that is so juicy that you cannot wait to tell your homies.

What you use when a person threatens you with some form of punishment.

The threat of embarassing someone because of pure dirt can be enough to conduct blackmail effectively, provided the threat is believable.
"Jessica stands no chance. We have pure dirt on her. "

"Bro, are you home? I need to come over. I just found out some pure dirt."
by xcreedooooo April 23, 2020
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Purple alien gang

An alien gang in GTA online drives vans and whacks people with baseball bats. Main rival to the green alien gang.
Damn bro I was jumped by the purple Alien gang earlier that shit was intense.
by Big-digger-nick April 30, 2020
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