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Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’
My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.
by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025
mugGet the Friend Prostitutemug.

Burger Prostitute

When you pay a prostitute with food instead of cash. Specifically a cheap hamburger or cheeseburger.
I paid for my prostitute last night with a happy meal instead of cash. Thats because she is a burger prostitute.
by DJRBW August 5, 2020
mugGet the Burger Prostitutemug.

mute prostitute

by Jiminie cricket March 10, 2018
mugGet the mute prostitutemug.

Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’
My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.
by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025
mugGet the Friend Prostitutemug.

Prostitute

A hoe who fucks anyone for money you can find them near motels and are usually 5-100$ dollars.
Can we buy a Prostitute under 100$ nevermind I don’t want an STD or Herpes
by Dkkdkd January 13, 2019
mugGet the Prostitutemug.

wormy prostitute

A friend that turns into a worm and you exploit its poop for your garden.
My wormy prostitute is really acting up like a city girl.
by bagglesfromicarly May 27, 2020
mugGet the wormy prostitutemug.

Asda brand prostitute

That asda brand prostitute is well fit like
by Mydadbeatsme68 November 27, 2018
mugGet the Asda brand prostitutemug.

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