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Pre-twilight

1. The time before the Twilight series, when pre-teens actually had a tenth of a brain that worked and thought about something other than boys and how fat they think they are.

2. The time before the sun sets, around 4 in the Northern US in winter when the sun is slightly dimmer but you can still see very clearly.
1. I miss pre-twilight, when my friends actually talked about stuff other than a fictional vampire and werewolf and argued over who was hotter.

2. I walked the dog during pre-twilight yesterday, and got home just as the sun started to set.
by Arima Ardnarb January 3, 2010
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pre shop

ad verb. to shop pre emptively before actually having the money. Similar to pre gaming before going out, its the preperation for the event of getting paid. Pre shopping can consist of online shopping cart filling, pressing the "buy now, bill later" feature, putting mass quantities of clothing on hold at your favorite stores, and spending your future paycheck in your head. Obsessively.
"Dude, I know I dont have the job but I've been pre shopping the salary all night!"
by figuresitwould March 5, 2010
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pre clown

A chick before she puts on makeup.
Hey Tony, yo lady came to my door last night while you was sleeping. But she was all pre clown so i sent her back to bed with yo azz.
by zwibble de jah jah December 10, 2008
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Pre-Dick

The prediction that someone is going to be a dick before they begin talking to you.
"man that guy is giving me the pre-dick."
by theleglog March 9, 2012
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Pre Algebra

When someone does or says something that is stupid they can be described as Pre Algebra, meaning they are doing some thing far below grade level. This term originated at Central Middle School in San Carlos California.
Friend 1: two plus two is five
Friend 2: dude, Pre Algebra
by coops the ball man January 7, 2012
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Pre-Fired

When your dumb azz makes a whole lot of money but still participates in stupid nonsense that makes your employer or sponsor have to suspend you indefinitely without pay until they figure out to do with your brand of ignorance.

Recent Examples: Gilbert Arenas, Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods
Gilbert Arenas brought guns to the Verizon Center and has been PRE-FIRED by Stern for being so dumb.
by CreoleInDC January 6, 2010
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Pre-Tox

The act of abstainence prior to a major alcoholic binge
Jonny W: how come you are not drinking tonight
Jonny S: just cleaning the pipes for my weekend in Napa with da boyz
Jonny W: Pre-Tox. Niiice
by The brown fox July 13, 2013
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