premature e-jaculation

a message that you prematurely fired off via email or the Internet that you regret sending later

I had a premature e-jaculation when I sent an email to my boss giving him a piece of my mind.

by Boss Brian June 3, 2009

Permafroze

1. An adjective to describe expensive jewelry particularly watches from brands such as Rolex, Audemars Piguet , and Patek Philippe, which have been encrusted by diamonds of VVS or higher diamond purity.

2. A Rapper from the New Jersey Tri-State Area

Man 1: "Yeah bro, I just copped this new AP!"
Man 2: 'Damn hommie, and it's permafroze too."

Man 1: "Hell yeah, you know the vibes!"

by Tahnoon Murtza February 5, 2020

premature ejokeulation

The act witnessed when a joke is so awesome that you can never complete it before starting to laugh.

No example needed, stop being retarded. Premature ejokeulation explains itself.

by Prewbaca February 2, 2008

premature exclamation

When one received a blank text message from a friend. Similar to a premature ejaculation, this premature exclamation occurs when they are just so excited to be having a text that they shoot one off prematurely.

"You sent me a blank text."
"Sorry, i got excited and shot out a premature exclamation. I swear, it's never happened to me before. LOL"

by goyemanx June 26, 2009

Permafag

When someone is considered a permant fag. ie, just like permafrost is somewhere that permanantly has frost, a permafag is someone that is permantly a fag.

Hey that Dave guy is a real permafag

by Angus90 August 4, 2007

permafriends

friends that are both permafried together or friends that always get high together

"Fred, Amelia, Andy, and Michael are permafriends"
"yeah theyre always doing stupid shit together"

by permafriend July 19, 2015

Permafry

A person who has taken and abused drugs for so long that they achieve a permanent state of "highness" whether they are on drugs or not. They are literally a little bit "munted" forever...

Wow that Cunt looks so permafry'd

by TinkaBell January 9, 2017