premature sexpectation

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.

While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 4, 2018

premature non ejaculation

Noun.

To pull out early "prematurely" and bei g unable to ejaculate.

So I was fucking Tina last night, and I really suffered from premature non ejaculation. I pulled out thinking I was going to cum then couldn't.

by TC crew October 10, 2018

Premature Chimulation

The early execution of an alarm, bell, electronic tone or device used to measure time or call organized meetings or events to begin or end. The early execution can occur whether by improper programming or human error.

"President James rang the closing bell early, not allowing the Superintendent to talk, and the premature chimulation resulted in disorder within the club."

by Voiceless Speaker June 27, 2019

Premature eflagulation

When the referee throws a penalty flag and then calls no foul.

Did you see that Apple Cup premature eflagulation? I thought the fans were going to storm the field!

by lyonfire December 1, 2019

premarital marriage

Marriage before Marriage

Kristy, may I have your daughters' hand in Premarital Marriage

by Logan_____ May 5, 2020

Ripping up the Prem.

The phrase 'ripping up the prem' originated in Bexhill, England. As a way of telling others that one has achieved a goal,done something remarkably good or has had a DAMN GOOD TIME.

Person 1: "Whats up?"
Person 2: "Nothin much, just been ripping up the prem."
Person1: "Sweet"

by dn1820 February 26, 2009

Premature Peter

--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.

--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."

See also: Premature Ejaculation

Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.

(Start)

Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)

(End of Scene)

by Lusty Kitti February 4, 2006