pouring a mermaid into the void

Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"

Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.

by carnefox October 9, 2020

Pouring a Guinness

The act of passing diarrhea, usually whilst travelling abroad.

"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours

by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020

Pooting

When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.

A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.

Apologies for the echo, but I've had back to back meetings, so I had to make this one a Pooting...

by biznuge November 12, 2020

porting

butthole to butthole contact between two bare ass grown ass men

person 1: bro why are you pooping in that man's butt
person 2: fuck off dude were porting

by big_dicc_bandit February 26, 2021

Posting

When a drain that is cover with so much water starts a vortex it eventually disappears due to reduces water supply so the entire thing drops down revealing the drain grate draining water at a much faster rate. Named after Post 10 YouTuber.

The drain is posting, I can now see the grate.

That drain is about the post, come watch.

by WolvReigns May 8, 2021

posting face

When someone is posting their face / body online for a multitude of reasons, but usually for the attention of the opposite sex - and usually in a classless manner that detracts from their personality.

Boy 1: I'm seeing this girl a lot recently but she keeps uploading pictures to Instagram like every day, there's always something on show.

Boy 2: She been posting face yeah?

Boy 1: Yeah, she been posting face BAD bro

by peacedit June 9, 2021

Pooting

Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.

Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.

“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”

“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”

by SirDingleberry August 23, 2021