roofle points

Points attained by making a funny statement. Roofle points are tabulated by the grand rooflemeister, a position elected locally by the county.

"When i suggested that Brian has regular sex with dogs, i scored some major roofle points"

by roofles February 4, 2003

brownie points

a phrase used for complementing people who stand out in a crowd or even in a conversation. Points are often given to people who know answers that people are looking for.

Sarah gets brownie points for having a cute sweater on today.

by Marky G June 11, 2006

No Points

n. Younger cousin of Stacey, who never, EVER scores any points in basketball. Frequently seen travelling, hogging the ball, and shooting too much.

No Points, give me the friggin' ball!

by Flatley August 5, 2003

No Points Scored

A band with an asian, a joo, and a czechloslovakian, basically an equal opertunities employer, they even employ Coonses

Affirmative action Bitch

by QWERTY May 20, 2003

scene points

Points that are earned to "scene" kids or "new jacks" for doing scene activities or having scene qualities.
EX: you can earn scene points by saying scene words, dating a scene person of the same or opposite sex, wearing really scene clothes ( tight pants, tight shirts, kangaroos ), listening to scene music ( hardcore or electro), cutting/dying/styling your hair to look like every other scene kid.

BOY1: Brah,i went and hung out at Albert Taco's after the Every Time I Die show last night.
BOY2: You just earned like 20 scene points bro.

by TracyFuckingT April 10, 2005

two-points

To put out or short a blunt.

"hey you want this?" "Na, two-points."

by ounzer September 22, 2008

coochie points

(n) The result of a deliberate and dishonest act of appealing to a girl's interests just to get in her pants, usually an interest that the guy does not have and/or exaggerates an interest that wasn't as important.(Movies/Music/Sports/Style, etc.) With any additional coochie points, you are that much closer to getting her in bed.

"With that new Red Sox hat, Tim is definately racking up serious coochie points with Sarah."

Or

"You love Bon Jovi? I went to his concert back in '89!"

by Kittenpile December 9, 2007