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by POSEIDON_HK September 18, 2022
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Poseidon Studios

An awesome YouTuber who is very likeable and nice as well as an awesome dude all the time
Guy 1: Have you talked to Poseidon Studios?

Guy 2: Yes, I have, he is very chill
by Poseidon Studios September 23, 2022
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POSEIDON_HK

The guy that you won't be alive once you see if you are his enemy
Poseidon_hk is gonna kill you
by POSEIDON_HK September 24, 2022
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Poseidon’s Kiss

When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.
While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.
by Zeus’Throne October 13, 2022
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Poseidon Flash Flood

When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way
After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet
by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022
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possodoblay

A beverage you can purchase from a chain coffee restaurant (Timmy Hortons) can be purchased leaded or unleaded.
“Hey Mickey, you going to Timmies ? ,grab me a Large double double Possodoblay.”
by Billy C December 16, 2022
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Poseidon's RimJob

When you take a shit and the water splashes so hard directly on your asshole that it becomes clean enough you don't have to wipe anymore.
Joe: Have you ever used a bidet?
Jeff: I didn't need it, i got the Poseidon's RimJob!
by Quiry January 3, 2023
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