pork sausage

The act of getting bent over and taking it in the ass from the MAN.

Damn, I got stuck working a double shift again, I'm tired of getting the pork sausage.

Everyday I go to work I feel the pork sausage always finds me.

by Russ Bone May 2, 2008

Pork Snuggy

A pork snuggy is when an obese female takes her fat roles and uses them to stroke the erect penis of the male. All of this takes place while wrapped up in a snuggy such as one seen on tv.

Guy 1: "Dude, why are you dating that chick, she's huge."

Guy2: "What can i say, I'm a chubby chaser. That and she gives a great pork snuggy."

Guy1: "Oh my god, stop, that's discusting!!!"

by G.Joe16 May 5, 2010

Ginger Pork

A food served in school cafeterias that ensue hilarity and brings about thoughts of pigs with red hair.

Yo, slide me a piece o' that ginger pork!

by Dizzle Smizzle February 20, 2009

porking lot

A parking lot that is commonly known for having car sex.

Johnny took Jane out on a date to the porking lot last night.

by SomeChickInCali December 28, 2010

Pork Popsicle

It simply is another word to describe a penis.

Damn...that girl got a fat ass. I would love to stick my Pork Popsicle in between them cheeks.

by OPWIOW August 22, 2008

Pork Roast

The act of two men having sex at the same time with a hideously ugly woman. A variation of a threesome, it only becomes a pork roast if the girl is a complete munter. Often, the ritual of a Pork Roast is ended by throwing the girl's jeans out of the window, completing her humiliation.

"I slipped it up her arse while she sucked my mate off... afterwards we got rid of her by chucking her jeans out the window. Man that was a pork roast I'll never forget."

by Geordie Lass August 30, 2006

Pork on Toast

The act of a male getting his erect penis and laying it in between the vaginal flaps of a female to achieve the visual of "Pork on Toast"

I asked Jenny before i slipped it in if she wanted some "pork on toast.."

by Chelsee Jensen January 11, 2008