Prick Pocket

verb, to get an erection with a person on your lap

She tried to sit on her boyfriend's lap, but he kept prick pocketing her.

Dude, I can't help but prick pocket whenever your mom sits on my lap.

by Smaugher November 23, 2010

travel pocket

Asshole. The way to move things through security without getting them taken away.

The only way to get my pot through security was to use my travel pocket.

by Bluebrees September 09, 2006

Pocket Tots

Tater tots that were in a pocket, as seen in Napolean Dynamite.

Napolean: Are you gonna eat your tots?
Pedro: No.
Napolean: Can I have them?
Pedro: Yes.
Napolean (Takes tots and inserts them into pocket, pocket tots)

by YourMumsBum July 12, 2009

greasy pocket

Female Genitalia that's extremely lubricated.

I'd stick it in her greasy pocket.

by William E Barker III May 20, 2005

back pocket

having someone of importance at your disposal to help further your own agenda. usually involves kickbacks of some sort.

it's a well known fact that many corporations have politicians in their back pocket, thats why it seems like they're the ones really running things.

by hipster September 06, 2004

slosh pocket

noun-an utterly blown out, lifeless and grey excuse for a pussy who's hole is as deep and wide as the pockets on a pool table. Found most often in poor white trailer trash bitches with platinum blond hair and brown or black roots as well as your run of the mill bar fly.

Good lord man, you would have to tie a board to your ass not to get lost in that nasty bitches slosh pocket.

by b. robertson May 16, 2007

Pocket Jacks

To be so close to winning and then to witness the most unfortunate loss. Similar to mcRisk but with a higher percentage of coming out in terrible shape.

Going all in with those pocket jacks, here comes the river, River Queen finishes it off. Guile, this night club is pocket jacks, we don't have a chance in hell to get in. Fuckin' Tim, pocket jacks bastard.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 27, 2007