by 406 December 23, 2004
Get the Ass pirate mug.1. A pirate who steals, pillages, and acts generally badass for the purpose of obtaining pie.
2. A pirate who IS a pie.
3. The ever rising costs of pie.
4. One (most often a pierate) who has eaten an entire pier, mistaking it for a pie.
5. A ratio, approximately 1.15, equal to that of pi and e.
2. A pirate who IS a pie.
3. The ever rising costs of pie.
4. One (most often a pierate) who has eaten an entire pier, mistaking it for a pie.
5. A ratio, approximately 1.15, equal to that of pi and e.
No specific examples, though the more badass a person is, the more likely it is that they are, in fact, a pierate.
Examples of people badass enough to be pierates, though they aren't: Aron Ralston, John Hirsch, Sigurdur Petursson (may be a pierate, unconfirmed), Edward Teach, Grigori Rasputin
Examples of people badass enough to be pierates, though they aren't: Aron Ralston, John Hirsch, Sigurdur Petursson (may be a pierate, unconfirmed), Edward Teach, Grigori Rasputin
by Bartholomew Roberts December 10, 2003
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a male into backdoor shenanigans who acquires booty from another male
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one who wears an eye patch and does the pie snatch of a guy's hatch
a swashbuckler,sword dueler
one who wears an eye patch and does the pie snatch of a guy's hatch
by ( o )( o ) December 9, 2003
Get the butt pirate mug.The following rules apply to pirate road trips:
1. All involved dress like pirates.
2. No pirate may change their clothes or shower for the whole trip.
3. Aargh! is to be said as a part of every sentence.
4. The following word substitutions must be made at all times:
a) Car = Ship or Vessel
b) Driver = Captain
c) Left = Port
d) Right = Starboard
e) Girl/Woman = Wench
f) Steal = Pillage
5. On a rotating basis, one pirate in the ship is the Cabin Boy. The Cabin Boy must do whatever anyone else tells him to do.
6. The main beverage must be rum - wenches may drnk Bacardi Breezers.
7. Whenever there are empty bottles, it is time for Cannon Practice: try to hit roadsigns as you pass them.
8. If a pirate farts, he must call Windows Up. The ship windows must be rolled up, the air conditioner must be changed to recycled air, and nobody may wave the fart smell away from themselves.
1. All involved dress like pirates.
2. No pirate may change their clothes or shower for the whole trip.
3. Aargh! is to be said as a part of every sentence.
4. The following word substitutions must be made at all times:
a) Car = Ship or Vessel
b) Driver = Captain
c) Left = Port
d) Right = Starboard
e) Girl/Woman = Wench
f) Steal = Pillage
5. On a rotating basis, one pirate in the ship is the Cabin Boy. The Cabin Boy must do whatever anyone else tells him to do.
6. The main beverage must be rum - wenches may drnk Bacardi Breezers.
7. Whenever there are empty bottles, it is time for Cannon Practice: try to hit roadsigns as you pass them.
8. If a pirate farts, he must call Windows Up. The ship windows must be rolled up, the air conditioner must be changed to recycled air, and nobody may wave the fart smell away from themselves.
(Pirate Rules)
Non-Pirate: Ten slabs of beer.
Pirate: Argh! What be this beer of which you speak? Ten bottles of your cheapest rum, check-out wench. Argh.
Non-Pirate: Ten slabs of beer.
Pirate: Argh! What be this beer of which you speak? Ten bottles of your cheapest rum, check-out wench. Argh.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
Get the Pirate Rules mug.noun - 1. Bad breath consistent with that of a pirate's.
2. Smell associated with the breath of someone who just smoked a cigarette.
3. Any foul smell, such as one you might find in a public restroom, etc.
2. Smell associated with the breath of someone who just smoked a cigarette.
3. Any foul smell, such as one you might find in a public restroom, etc.
Man, that homeless guy had mondo pirate breath.
"Why you throwin up, man?" "that girl i just made out with had Mondo Pirate Breath."
"Why you throwin up, man?" "that girl i just made out with had Mondo Pirate Breath."
by whodjones January 15, 2007
Get the Pirate Breath mug.to finger someobody analy in a rocking arm motion, giving the person reciving it anal pleasure the person giving it finger pleasure.
Person 1: 'have you been on the pirate ship ride at drayton manor?'
Person 2: 'yeah thats not the only pirate ship ive been enjoying recently, last night i had some girl pirate shipping me when we swapped roles'
Person 2: 'yeah thats not the only pirate ship ive been enjoying recently, last night i had some girl pirate shipping me when we swapped roles'
by SamThing July 17, 2011
Get the pirate shipping mug.One who commits piracy (possibly illegal) on the semen of a man.
To attack and rob a man's balls of their semen.
A plunderer/ predator of semen.
Aka 'bucaneer of ejaculatory fluids'
To attack and rob a man's balls of their semen.
A plunderer/ predator of semen.
Aka 'bucaneer of ejaculatory fluids'
by Clare Weightman October 28, 2007
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