Pissed as a Whistle

Extremely distraught and perturbed

"Fuck they killed me I'm pissed as a whistle."

by Annahl Seppaigé November 6, 2007

pissed on her kids.

A glaring look.

All I did was ask if I could borrow her minge for a wank, and she looked at me like I'd just pissed on her kids.

by Wazza2404 October 31, 2008

Pisserted

A place that has been so pissed on it is uninhabitable.

Adam "Man this place smells like piss"

Mitch "Yeah its totally pisserted"

by spongebonghemppants June 19, 2010

Pissertation

Pissertation. Extended written piece composed whilst inebriated, possibly making no sense and certain to induce guilt when self-reviewed. Usually spotted on social media sites after closing time.

*A* I have a lot of things to say tonight, but I have had only one glass of wine so far
*B* So if you carry on as usual this will turn into a pissertation

by 03KBFaversham August 25, 2011

wall pisser

a wierd smelly kid who has a tendency of pissing on the bathroom walls as if he is putting out some sort of fire

"hey man why did you have to go all fireman in the bathroom, your such a wall pisser"

by lhkb October 23, 2008

Whatever pisses your instrument.

A variant of the term 'Whatever floats your boat'.
'Whatever piddles your fiddle' = 'Whatever pisses your instrument'

Jade and David are deep into conversation:

Jade: No, I don't want more kids!

David: Well, Whatever pisses your instrument.

Jade: .. What?

David: You heard me.

Jade: .. You be cray cray.

by I Can Ride A Mastodon March 13, 2010

Ass Pisser

One who urinates out of their anus. Also includes those who spew unbelievable amounts of bullshit, either promoting themselves or tearing down others. Highly offensive term.

(insert name of prick here) (Tyler Staley) is an Ass Pisser.

by Ninjow October 28, 2011