Pine Apple Express

The act of breaking a bong over someone’s head.

The head shop store worker gave a rude Customer the Pine Apple Express to the Emergency Room.

by Anonymous pine cone August 1, 2021

pines

Unfamous shitposter, is crazy and will make fun of you bc you are you, you can't escape her...
Posts 100 stories a day to express her violent and uncontrollable hatred

Will make you regret living, never dm her

Entertains people on a daily basis, certified loser girl

Someone: did you watch pines's Instagram story?
someone else: no but I really should

by pin3ss May 28, 2022

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by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025

a literal pine tree

exactly what i typed. also a perfect friend. I love you :)

Person A: wow that’s a literal pine tree

Person B: they make me happy

by Giant Rat December 31, 2019

pine tree butt fuck

When you have butt sex with a pine tree whilst your mom and dad watch outside of a camp ground

I’m gonna have pine tree butt fuck later wanna come?

by Damama April 19, 2021

Pine

Pine, when a person fills their butt with walnuts in front of a chime

I accidentally pine’d myself the other day.

by ChimeyMcWhiney August 18, 2022

Pined

To suddenly and violently slam into a tree.

I was having fun on my dirt bike but then I hit a bump and got pined

by CYE_PS36 May 7, 2022