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At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom

The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.
Bob gasped when Bill said the fateful words.
by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005
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How to joint picture editing green background in Photoshop CC is a term that Indians upload videos of editing images of Indian people, They actually made a lot of parts and the parts usually means "Part bp" and using inappropriate sexual thumbnails to get views for clout, so who started this type of content?
How To Joint Picture Editing Green Background in Photoshop cc, Part Bp Fastest Trick in Less minute New Episode Part349
by Jiafei7871 October 22, 2023
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June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.
GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"
by Katzleinne June 9, 2021
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picture

you're attending a talk titled "reproduction, circulation, migration" and all you can think about is one simple truth: the bigger the head, the more space to kiss
"god, this is boring. I'll have me a picture."
by Krkič October 17, 2019
mugGet the picturemug.

National send feet pictures day

Where your gf sends you pictures of her and her feet on November 17th.
National send feet pictures day Is where your has to send you pictures of herself but her feet have to be included in the pictures.
by Tweaked ormiga November 17, 2020
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picture of the dark

omg he sent me a picture of the dark 😤😤🙄😤
by abby 🥄🥄🥄 December 6, 2017
mugGet the picture of the darkmug.

Picture girl

Girl you’re jacking off to, while you’ve got a real girl
My picture girl is that hot chick that works at Starbucks, but I took my chick out for burgers and a ride.
by picturegirl December 30, 2019
mugGet the Picture girlmug.

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