Physical Education

a subject the government forces kids to do in order to 'keep fit.'
when in reality, it is just an excuse to hire stupid people who couldn't make it as a refuse collector, to teach.

This should be demoted to an extra curricular activity as it is an excuse for all the dumb people (who think fitness is everything and will get them a job) to enjoy themselves. If they want to do it, do it after school, or let me take a big axe into the lesson so it can become more fun.

wow, i be da loves of da P.E doesn't u, yo, init

*smack*

ow man why you be hittin' me init

*bang*

*sound of person going everywhere*

by Walnut March 3, 2004

Physician

Heroes = MD or DO. Medical Doctors go to school for over a decade and take on exorbitant debt to become competent leaders of the healthcare team. Pre-Med students must be at the top of their college class and do well on the 8-hour MCAT entrance exam as medical schools accept 1-4% of applicants and are actually brick and mortar as opposed to online. Med students study for 60-80 hours a week and take countless high-stakes exams including the Boards. Afterward, they are expected to work 80-100 hours a week as residents for meager pay before finally being an attending physician and continuing to work long hours. Their road is hard, but their calling is high.

To find a physician, make sure they have MD or DO on their nametag

by Honesty's Not Dead April 9, 2020

physical education

A subject that is forced upon students in schools that causes misery and pain to those who do not like sport and would prefer not to participate.

No PE today - RESULT

by Star Wars Fanatic July 1, 2004

physicist

one who studies the natural sciences, and often does research hopefully improving our understanding of how things work. Physicist have made possible the production and use of automobiles and computers, to name but a few.

Oh, that's my friend kevin. He's a physicist.

by kevin September 6, 2003

physical media

Physical media is a common term in retail that refers to books, CDs, records, tapes, software or any media recorded onto a physical device before distribution.

Our company decided to distribute the book on physical media as well as digital distribution over the Internet.

by Bull Winkus May 4, 2013

physisasit

physisasit is the profession of a physisis person

Nikolai Tesla was a physisasit.

by meh4321 March 7, 2019

Physical Leap Cruncher

Surprise sideways leap by an individual to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulating of mindfulness of the recipient in order to gain new awareness. The bemusement of the recipient may last minutes, hours, days, months, years, decades or even for life.

1. Dave delivered a lasting physical leap cruncher.
2. Gary was the recipient of a nasty physical leap cruncher and hasn’t been the same since.

by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020