Pedro

Pedro is a latino guy that likes to upvote Pedro Urban definitions that say he must have a huge dick.

Pedro: "Pedro? Yeah I know him. He has a huge dick"
Marla: "How would you know?"
Pedro: "Believe me! All Pedros do. Unrelated question: do you happen to know my name?"

by boiledbarnacle May 19, 2023

Pedro

The shortest kid ever that has never gotten a girl

EWWWWWWWW PEDRO

by Deez NUTZ HAAH GOTEEM September 24, 2019

Pedro

Pedro is your Lord and savior a God that when you say his name he appears out of nowhere or if you lose him in a crowd of people they all move to the side like Moses spreading the Red Sea

Person 1: Hey do you know where Pedro is in this big crowd
Person 2: Not sure
*Everyone moves to the side revealing Pedro in the middle
Person 1: Oh wait nevermind found him

by UnknownLord January 30, 2020

Pedro

Pedro is a man that everyone needs in their life. Weather they need a shoulder to lean on, someone good looking to admire, or a dependable realtor, Pedro is your guy.

You probably don't want him around your parents, because they will want to adopt him for his loving and dependable persona Klotz and will ultimately forget about you.

Wow, where did you find that Pedro guy? He's awesome.

Pedro has a real estate license? I definitely need to use him.

by BestInvestor420 November 22, 2021

Pedro

A stupid hacker

Pedro Pena

by 334455646 December 29, 2017

Down syndrome pedro

A Snitch who tells a guy/Usually his brother about jerking off in a forest

You Bro You hear that guy is a down syndrome pedro No way bro

by Canadian beastiality June 27, 2020

pedro

an amazing, hot, smart and interesting guy that makes any girl laugh, feel safe, and comfortable. he always gives the best hugs from behind and is most likely loving. if you ever have a pedro in your life, never let him go. you’ll regret it.

did you hear that pedro saved a girl from suicide?
yeah bro honestly how did he do that, he’s amazing!

by ahahhahahahzg yuegdhduwjs November 24, 2021