dick patty

-Someone who wacks shlong or even dong.

-To tallywack; or be tallywacked.

Come on baby, give me a dick patty. Come on, you know I love you. Just one dick patty for little ol' me. I have dong fever and the only cure is a dick patty. Come on baby.

by Ameri-CanA-SS April 14, 2004

supreme patty

Someone who lives off of smoking blunts all day.

Bro Todd is such a supreme patty.

by Danknihga666 June 30, 2017

fatty patty

fatty patty is the most amazing person in the entire world and everyone loves her. nobody can live without her as she is an unforgettable person. she has the best personality. there are some people in this world that don't appreciate her like they should. aka Fenella. all I really wanted to say is the she really and most truly is the best person you will ever meet.

"i haven't seen fatty patty in ages, I miss her so so much. I miss her kind words and suggestions"

by wat da hel April 18, 2021

Tweeter patty

A black man who shoots meth then becomes looney as hell

I'm do a tweeter patty and go 🐴 and loco on you

by The tweeter patty June 18, 2021

Patty Slap

To slap or be slapped with a patty like substance.

Go patty slap Jake with you hamburger!

by OpenBriefcase January 21, 2009

hair patty

Another name for a hairy vagina.

Damn I was about to go down on this girl last night and she had a hair patty.

by xxxoxoxoxx November 14, 2017

Patty and Selma

Patty and Selma are two cartoon characters from the Simpsons, they are Marge Simpson's two older sisters. When Patty and Selma were children they were very unfriendly with their sister Marge and disagreed with her wanting to be an astronaut by saying "Women cannot be astronauts" . When Patty and Selma became adults even though they are still adults they seemed to be more friendly with their sister Marge and are a fond of Bart, Lisa and Maggie. They do not like Marge's husband Homer Simpson and wanted Marge to marry Artie Siff instead of Homer.

Similarities between Patty and Selma:
•They both smoke
•They both hate Homer Simpson

•They both work on the DMV

•They both share the same room in their apartment

•They are twins

Differences between Patty and Selma:
•They both have afros but in different shapes, Patty's afro is round in the shape of a ball while Selma's afro is in the shape of a letter 'M'
•Patty wears a pink dress with short sleeves while Selma wears a blue dress with no sleeves

•Patty totally hates Homer Simpson and has never been nice to nice to Homer before while Selma is rarely nice to Homer but most of the time she hates Homer as well as Patty. This message from above shows you that Patty is more hostile to Homer than her twin sister Selma
•Patty is a lesbian while Selma is a heterosexual

•Patty is a severe snorer when she sleeps while Selma doesn't snore at all

When Marge Simpson had to go to Rancho Relaxo, Bart and Lisa had to stay with Patty and Selma while Maggie got to stay in the Simpson's house with Homer. Bart and Lisa were very unhappy when they had with Patty and Selma for one week, Bart had to sleep with Patty who snores while Lisa had to sleep with Selma who doesn't snore.

by Eoin January 8, 2017