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Patriotic Tongue Salute 

When someone touches their tongue to a frozen flagpole causing it to be stuck. Usually only attempted in the dead of Winter on a triple dog dare.
Schwartz skipped straight to the triple dog dare, forcing him to do the patriotic tongue salute.

Flick was stuck doing a patriotic tongue salute for the duration of recess.

Obnoxiously Patriotic 

A short, Discord Mod. Commonly known amoungst his peers as: OP, Pat, Obnoxious... Etc. He is a die hard gun lover with a short temper. He is known to be Patriotic for his country, But quite obnoxious about it.
Example:
Person 1: Did you hear what Obnoxiously Patriotic did yesterday?
Person 2: No, What'd he do?
Person 1: He banned q_x again!
Person 2: He is such a sussy baka!
Obnoxiously Patriotic by OPlover121 December 11, 2021

new england patriots 

The New England Patriots now have an asterik by their 3 "championships"

Patriotism 

I love my country, but I fear my government.
Patriotism by Politricks November 6, 2003

Patriotschism 

1. The external presentation resulting from a belief in freedom through slavery.
2. Plantation pride.
Suffering from a severe case of patriotschism, he believes that if he just votes harder, his personal oppression and robbery will subside, and his chosen group of opponents would in turn be further oppressed and robbed. He supports human sacrifice to justify the claim that freeom isnt free.
Patriotschism by C.B.W. April 28, 2015

patriothicc 

Passionate statesman whith fat in all the right places, creating sexy patriotic curves.
Benjamin Franklin was an American polymath and one of the Founding Fathers of the United States, not only know for his patriotic state of mind but also his thicc state of being.
William Howard Taft was 27th President of the United States and was so thicc he got stuck in the White House's bathtub. Taft is a prime example of a Patriothicc full figure statesman.

*FUN FACT* Taft weighed 350 pounds
patriothicc by Baltyczar July 25, 2018