Venezuelan heat parade

n. The act of multiple grown men standing in a line closely to one another that simultaneously light their pubic hair on fire and the proceed to bone the man standing in front of them in line.

Last week I intended to have a normal night with the bros ,but we got drunk and formed a Venezuelan heat parade.

by Macbeezy April 26, 2011

fat dick parade

Three guys, who have dicks that are equally thick as they are long, ramming their cocks into the mouth/vagina/asshole of one woman, simultaneously, while watching the Macy's Day Parade.

"Yo! Bryan, Chris, and I ran a fat dick parade on ya motha last night, while watching the Macy's Day Parade on Tivo!"

by ThePhatDicks June 17, 2009

parade wave

"Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, touch your pearls and blow a kiss"

Miss Teen Bumpkin, not quite a natural in the beauty queen pageant, repeated to herself "Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, touch your pearls and blow a kiss" to remind herself of the proper parade wave. Her fans on the side of the street wondered what she was saying, as she had not yet mastered being able to speak without moving her lips.

by elliephant22 December 23, 2005

Parade Of Douchebaggery

Referring to a heavy volume of bad traffic and bad drivers.

Keith could not believe the parade of douchebaggery on his way to work.

by Johnny Woodenpants December 27, 2008

Pride and Clarke

Very cheap vodka drunk by high school and college students. Comes in a plastic handle and a handle (1.75 L) runs for around $12. It is almost unbearable straight, without any mixer.

I got us some cheap shit for tonight, Pride and Clarke.

by James 12423 June 25, 2009

Straight pride

When straight people are so insecure in their sexuality that they need to prove it to the entire world with T-shirts, flags, parades, Facebook groups, etc. In reality, none of this is necessary because every day is straight pride day and 90% of the population is straight; therefore there is no danger in being heterosexual. Rather, it is quite mundane and expected of people, and in most societies, things that are normal are not celebrated but simply accepted.

If gay people have pride, why shouldn't straight people have it too? We deserve straight pride! We're repressed and we don't have rights, and we get killed and beat up and bullied every day for being heterosexual! And we deal with self-hatred over our sexuality too! And 40% of us have attempted suicide because we can't deal with how straight we are, and not only that, we're four times as likely to try to kill ourselves when we're teenagers! Oh wait....

by Grow up everybody February 7, 2013

Pridefall

A massive raid planned for June 2020 in which 4chan users would harass and doc members of the LGBT. It didn’t last though and it fell apart after June 1st.

Pridefall will be among 4chan’s great successes in raiding the LGBT community. Successes such as…uh…

by Semicolon618 September 9, 2020