Asian Parents 

Generally Parents which are East Asian which

A: Force you to get an A- at minimum or 95%/100%
B: Force you to get a Job which only allows people from Harvard or Oxford University and requires an A minimum

C: Give you Haircuts when you want the complete opposite
D: Can’t take a proper joke
E: Against Western Media and Apps
F: Make you learn Piano and have Extra Tuitioning
G: Very Strict
H: Cheapskates
I: They very clearly have Anger Problems

J: They don’t care if you have a learning disability unless if it’s a physical disability
K: You can’t be angry at them

Asian Kid: MUMMMM, I got a C+/65%

Asian Parents: OMFGGG, I SAID YOU MUST GET A OR ABOVE THEN I WILL BE OKAY
Asian Kid: But the teacher said it was good and I passed and in USA you can get lots of jobs with a C
Asian Parent: STFU, YOU WILL GET A JOB WHICH REQUIRES AN A MINIMUM FROM HARVARD
Asian Kid: But mum, I don’t want to go to Harvard
Asian Parent: JUST STFU, ITS ALL THIS WESTERN MEDIA AND TECH, YOU GETTING EXTRA TUITION
15 years later…….
Asian Kid: Mum you see I’m living a great happy life and I got a C
Asian Parent: WELL ITS NOT A RICH LIFE, GO BACK TO UNIVERSITY NOW OR I WILL SUE YOU

Asian Parents by Chi-Ku Fei May 30, 2021

Ur parents homo 

A hypothetical insult so powerful that upon usage will create a seismic blast that collapses the fabric of reality and destroying the universe and maybe a few others

Bob: Ur parents homo
Rob: *gets reduced to scraps*
Bob: *explodes*
Universe: *gets wiped from existence*

Ur parents homo by A Big Fat Failure. July 2, 2021

Keanah parents 

They are dead... She does not have any

Man that coin is gone... Just like keanah parents

Keanah parents by Reulind June 30, 2022

Asian Parents 

The living example of hell for children.

Asian Parents are rude, culturally bias and see their children as an object.

"I got beaten by my parents."
"Why?"
"Cos they're Asian Parents."

Asian Parents by YoThisIsMyHandle September 12, 2022

petty parents 

annoying parents who think everything has to be completely perfect no matter what the cost. they often will get mad or start fights over the smallest things ever. basically karens.

smth petty parents would say: "{insert name of child}, nooooooooo, its not perfectttttttt" or smth like that idk lol

petty parents by omi. December 12, 2022

Your Parents 

This is a noun used for indicating where your parents are at. This could be used for instances like:

“Hey, where are your parents? Did they go to get the milk again?

Your Parents by D3LTA EDITS March 10, 2023

Asian parents 

they're mostly strict and dominant.

it's probably because of cultural values.

In most Asian countries, authority is deeply honored and you must respect your elders.

person a: i have those asian parents
person b: i feel bad for u

Asian parents by VivianR34 May 13, 2023