Packing Lunch

Eating extra food when you don't know how long it will be until your next meal. Eating a lot to keep yourself from getting hungry later.

Eric began packing lunch before work by stuffing his face with Fritos; who knew if he would get a chance to eat later.

by Pantho May 7, 2011

parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.

the son: so now what? we repaint the door?

father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion

by Sexydimma May 30, 2015

free parking

A easy girl, often referred to a quick lay or a slut.

"She's free parking, man. I know at least seven guys she's been with in the past year."

by kdrrrgs February 11, 2009

fudge packing gerbiller

A derogatory term to describe a homosexual male.

Fudge packing refers to the act of anal sex.

Gerbilling is an odd practice of inserting a small rodent (mouse, often) into a condom which is then inserted into the anal cavity, where the dying convulsions of the poor animal are said to produce a pleasurable effect.

The term is derived from a combination of the two practices.

As heard on the train platform: "Get outta the way, you fudge packing gerbiller!"

by cosmicblue December 9, 2009

Phantom Parking

A parking spot that appears to be empty, but as you get closer is filled by a small car or motorcycle.

Chad - "Oh look, there is a parking spot right by the door!"

Brittney - "Damn, phantom parking! A MINI is in the spot!"

by bguiou November 4, 2010

Fallout Parking

The act of parking your car as though you just survived a nuclear fallout. Often times parked in the way or simply stopped where ever they feel like it as though they just died or ran out of gas.

Jeff pulled into the driveway and threw the truck in park, blocking 2 cars and the sidewalk with his fallout parking.

by DJWL29 January 24, 2011

Boy Band Parking

Boy Band Parking is the 3rd best parking spot in the lot. Oftentimes, the absolute best parking spot is referred to as "Rock Star" or "Porn Star" parking. Regardless, Boy Band Parking is not as good as Rock Star Parking because the people in Boy Bands are not artist, musicians, or entertainers. Even though ALL Boy Bands suck, they do have their loyal followers for days, weeks, months or years, so they do get to have a parking spot named after them.

Marty: "Dude... You came in late this morning, huh?"
Andy: "Yeah, but I was early enough to still get boy band parking!"

by Simon Jethro June 26, 2006