Paninus

A 12 inch penis - the same length as a footlong sandwich.

"Wow, Dominic has a paninus!"
"No he doesn't and you are foolish to think that he does."

by mornie September 8, 2022

Sugar Panic

Phrase. 'The intense fear someone feels when realising that there is no sugar left in the house to make their first (vital) cup of tea/coffee'

1. "He went into a fierce Sugar Panic and then died from the subsequent lack of caffeine"

by maltwhiskey April 28, 2010

Arapahoe Panic

the best hydroponic marijauna in the world.

Dude #1:Have you tried this Arapahoe Panic bud?

Dude #2:Hell yeah its dank

by 713Grl February 23, 2011

ticket panic

1) a sudden overwhelming fear that you have lost or will lose a ticket, such as for entry into a movie or theater performance, or for boarding an airplane; 2) such fear caused by having forgot or lost such a ticket.

1) As soon as I bought the airline ticket, I was gripped by ticket panic and shoved the ticket deep into my laptop case. 2) Every since I was a kid, I get ticket panic whenever I buy a movie ticket, and worry that I'll lose my ticket and won't be allowed in the film. 3) When my wife asked where the tickets to the Broadway play were, I was frozen with ticket panic, as I realized I had left the tickets on the kitchen counter in LA.

by DeadlyDirk November 19, 2011

mini-pani

(from English; mini panic attack) - a sudden and brief bout of anxiety following a perceived or actual minor emergency; usually in response to First World Problems.

Oh my god girl, I had a mini-pani when they told me I'd have to send my iPhone in for repairs!

She had a mini-pani when she realized she had missed the new Grey's Anatomy.

by chakra_khan December 17, 2011

Piss Panic

The panic one experiences when having to urinate in an urgent manner. The panic reaches its apex when the sufferer is physically getting closer to the bathroom, but has not yet emptied their bladder. This panic is generally accompanied by the inability to properly remove clothing in a timely fashion in order to urinate. This panic sometimes causes the sufferer to leak urine on their undergarments and beyond and can be visible to others.

"I'm so glad we pulled over so I could take a piss in the Taco Bell. I was in full 'Piss Panic' and couldn't get my zipper down fast enough. I actually pissed a little in my boxers because of my panic."

by Your Mom is a Molinari August 19, 2013

Wienie Panini

When someone defecates on the toilet and put their penis between the bowl and the seat.

John was sick of his ding dong dipping in the toilet water so he started using the Wienie Panini.

by Two Chainz!! January 1, 2017