wife pounds

The 10-60 lbs a woman gains in the first few years of marriage.

Tyler: "Damn dude, Rachel really let herself go since getting married.
Hans: "For real, she put on those wife pounds".

Homeboy 1: "Wow, homegirl really let herself go since she got married".
Homeboy 2: "As soon as she got that ring she put on those wife pounds".

by Flatfoot McCloud July 31, 2018

Pound Zone

The act of F****** extremely hardcore in any spot imaginable while it isn't viewable to the world. The act of pleasing your partner in a sexual way.

Jonathan and his girlfriend, Clarissa went to the pound zone last night.
"This is definitely a good pound zone"- Clarissa

by Your F*** buddy July 07, 2019

Patrick Pound

When your tall friend or lover fucks you up the ass with his horse cock till it pops your lower intestine

After getting ghosted, Lee Patrick Pounded his sister.

by thej3wforyou May 29, 2022

Troy Pound

Just add up the total troy ounces of precious and divide by 16 to get your overall Troy Pounds.

Most people brag about their ounces of gold and silver.I just figure it in Troy Pounds.

by reysegotfingered July 05, 2021

twin pounded

When two brothers/twins fuck a girl at the same time

me and my bro robbie twin pounded this chick last week

by blatblatblat666 April 06, 2017

man pound

Hold out your hand. Gaze upon it. Then make a fist. Not for punching, cheering, nor jeering; rather, for pounding man.
Limply hold your clenched first towards a friend, passerby, or anyone within reach and proudly proclaim your desire to 'man pound'.
With the blessing of Odin your request will be fulfilled as the person (or animal) you've saddled with such a loft request follows in your stead and, gingerly or not, touches their fist to yours.

Man pound. It is done.

"Uh, hey... do you like wings... on Wednesdays? Yes? Man pound!"
*brandish your clenched hand and ashen knuckles*

by HUEHUEHUEHUE1 August 22, 2018

poon pounding

The vigorous pounding agaisnst the poon by the male genitalia.

Justin was arrested for poon pounding an 85 year old under-cover police officer.

by BAhh98 September 12, 2006