Pooptart

1. Someone who feels sick for no reason. (A.K.A. Pooptartitis)

2. Someone who is acting stupid, dumb, lame, annoying, etc.

3. An insult.

1. Person A: How are you?
Person B: I'm not feelin so hot and idk why.
Person A: You have pooptartitis.

2. Person 1: Watch Ben, he's about to do something really stupid!
Person 2: Ben is such a pooptart!

3. Don't look at me like that, you little pooptart!

by crimsongirloh10 December 16, 2010

Pop Tart

An overly flamboyant gay guy or an extemely girly girl. They tend to wear bright clothes and be very outgoing and loud.

God Nancy, you are such a pop tart.

by BubblegumPop! October 27, 2010

to pop tart it

to arrive at mentally
to be able to mentally deduct
to be able to say something really smart
to say what you would like to about something

I wanted to pop tart the lesson I learned in class.
You can have it if I get to pop tart it.

by Mr. Wantto Poptart That July 10, 2010

pop tart

The invention of none other than Tom Petersson of Cheap Trick . . . along with the 12-string bass.

When Tom invented the Pop Tart, he had his hands in a lot of pies.

by Perfect Stranger May 4, 2006

french pop tart

Delicately placing a pop tart in between one's butt cheeks to resemble a pop tart in a toaster, and having another eat it out.

When you're hungry and horny in the morning, giving someone a french pop tart is a great way to start your day.

by Zoidberg's bitch June 9, 2016

Pop tart

Whore that tries to break everyone up. This person in generally lonely and has nothing in their life so the sabotage everyone around them's life. This person is a SKANK!

Hey want some more pop tart? Did you just say whore pop tart? No (sees the pop tart waking down hallway) Did you see her and think whore and here it instead of more? Probably.

by Pop tart hater April 25, 2010

poptarded

an individual who is totally clueless in all things pop culture

If you say Tom who? you're poptarded

by Joe Brasch, Logan Heftel 2007 June 3, 2007