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the most famous lion on planet earth

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It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)

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by O1RD October 19, 2022
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Planet 496

Planet 496 is the ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST SPECULATIVE EVOLUTION PROJECT, SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THEN NUITOV 1.0, THIS STINKY SERIES WAS MADE BY SCRATCH USER DISTRUCTOSAURUS AND ABSLOTURE REEKS ASS, IT IS JUST SUBNAUTICA BUT SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT DESIGNS, LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHERE IS THE FUCKING ORIGINALITY
Person one: Dude you know planet 496?
Person two: tiamat gooner planet
by DinoZilla_Rex August 31, 2025
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bumper planets

if there was no gravity within the sun as far as keeping the planets in orbit the planets would be going everywhere which means sooner or later planet Earth will soon bump into planets
If there was no gravity we could play bumper planets
by chanel182 March 8, 2009
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Planet of the apes

When a girl eats your ass in front of your homies to establish her dominance over there.
Bro that chick planet of the apesd me at the party last night
by ImTriscuit August 7, 2018
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Cringeon Planet

Someone so cringe they could feed a whole planet's power supply for a year.
codfish gaming 29291 is such a cringeon planet.
by FotniteBurger May 16, 2020
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crimson planet

Crimson Planet is a 2.0/2.1 Extreme Demon mega-collaboration hosted and published by TrueOmega and verified by Wooshi on May 19, 2018. It is extremely difficult, despite being very short for an Extreme Demon, (almost three times shorter than Bloodlust), Crimson Planet is considered to be harder than Bloodlust, but Zodiac is considered harder, as it is over two minutes longer than Crimson Planet. When Zodiac was moved to the Legacy List due to an update, Crimson Planet became the #1 Demon for one day before Zodiac was reverted.
person 1: hey, did you see that crimson planet was placed on the demon-list
person 2: wait, crimson planet was verified?
by foxy :/ April 16, 2022
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The ugliest bitch in the planet

Me, but ur cute btw just not me
by Yasmineb December 17, 2019
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