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trick please

what you say to your ho when she is giving you some bullshit about how she doesnt have your money.
What I say to Brantito when he is in a shroomality.
Trick please, you have been sitting on your ass all day. Go down to the corner and get my Hypno!
by lolo February 23, 2005
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plead the second

Similar to plead the fifth (remain silent), except this refers to the Second Amendment (right to bear arms). In layman's terms, it means to whip out a gat.
When my P.O. was sweatin' me about why my whiz test turned up positive for coke, heroin, and 7 varieties of elephant tranquilizer, I had no choice but to plead the second and put his narc ass in his place.
by Nick D October 25, 2004
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nigga, please

A statement meaning, "Oh come on, that can't be right!"
Person 1: I did your mom last night.
Person 2: Nigga, please!
by Falcon November 21, 2003
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Forced Pleasure

When someone is tied in an immobile position and their vagina or ass is open, a sex machine will penetrate said orifice, with the victim's consent or not. It is "forced" because the victim cannot move away or resist the sex machine and dildo from smashing in them, and this (hopefully for the victim) will pleasure the orifice.
Once, John's guy friends kidnapped him, ans they tortured him with a sex machine, and it gave him forced pleasure. John is gay now.
by WhoDatFreshBoi March 30, 2017
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rice racer, PLEASE

What you say to an idiotic individual, usually between the ages of 16 and 25, called a rice racer. AKA a person driving a honda civic, dodge neon, ford probe, honda prelude, etc, that has had more work done on it than the car itself it worth. Meaning a humongous spoiler, a ridiculous neon paint job, illegal tinted windows, rims, maybe some engine work that the piece of shit can barely handle. You may recognize these morons best by their horrible numetal blaring behind you in their sound systems that are worth more than their car, their tale gating, trying to race you in the middle of a public street, and various other acts of stupidity. Don't get mad, just laugh it off.
Hey Brandon, look at that Honda Civic on our asses!

HAH! RICE RACER, PLEASE!
by BitchBitchBitch007 November 1, 2008
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Please accept

When you desperately want a definition to be accepted.
Please accept this
So I can sleep peacefully
by StayWokefromthots April 19, 2019
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pleasantville

Pleasantville is a small town in Westchester New York, which is anything but pleasant. There are a couple of bars, a grocery store, liquor stores and that’s basically it. There are a few schools in Pleasantville; Pleasantville High School where the students are put into a plastic bubbles by the administration there and are not allowed to do anything, Pace University where the students crowd the best bars in town (Paulies and Michaels) 5 out of the 7 days a week, and the best school of all: The Cottage School where the "students" are anything but good (look up a news report on this school). Weekend nights are kinda boring. If you don't have an ID or know someone, good luck getting into Paulies or Michaels. Occasionally the high school kids throw woods parties and very rarely house parties because everyone breaks each others stuff. If you want to have a good laugh or just be completely grossed out, just sit by the Pleasantville Pizzeria and you'll see the huge black transvestite, Shanaynay in fish net clothing and a feather scarf walking around. Also everyone knows everybody else, what you did, and who you did it with. You'll probably hear things about you that you didn’t even know yourself. Sounds like a great place to live, right?
Pleasantville Lady: “I’m sorry to hear your parents are getting a divorce."
Pleasantville kid: "They are?! They didn’t tell me yet"
by Anonly March 17, 2007
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