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Pumping the Well

While sitting on the toilet and experiencing shit cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forward coming, chest to knees, causing said shit to be pumped out of your bowels.
Hey Steve I just blew it up in there. My stomach hurt so bad and I was "Pumping the Well" to get it started.
by Poon5150 August 27, 2013
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Hot Piping Loaf

1. Poop
2. Way to insult someone else by calling them poop
"Hey, you are a hot piping loaf"
"You, Sir, Are a hot piping loaf"
by H.P. Loaves December 25, 2016
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pippin

Played by Billy Boyd, Pippin has an excellent singing voice and is one of the cutest Fellowship members! If you see a sweet hobbit-looking boy you can call him a Frodo, but if he also has a sense of humour you call him Pippin.
Have you seen that new lad, such a Pippin!
by Radclyffe January 22, 2004
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Pippin

Pippin is a sarcastic and funny person. They enjoy the misery of others quite often, but do have a soft spot for their friends. Pippins have a hard time making friends because they are very picky about who they choose to be friends with and why. If you're friends with a Pippin, know that you are very lucky. Word of advice to those friends with Pippins, don't get on their bad side...it can also be used to describe someone.
I love you like a Pippin! You're the bestfriend someone could ask for.
by Yoodle Yeet December 16, 2017
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Bag Pipin'

The act of performing fellatio while squeezing the bag and humming a) Amazing Grace b) any church hymn, or c) Mull of Kintyre.
Rose joyfully enjoyed bag pipin' on Larry as Colin played the hairy banjo.
by Shar1 May 20, 2017
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Pumpin' a grump

Act of taking a dump. Used when said act was particularly satisfying.
Ben: Damn, your house stinks!
Ryan: Yeah, I just finished pumpin' a grump.
by bneffer January 6, 2009
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Pimping Max

A guy with a drinking problem, a Hummer, and a small penis.
by JizzyJizz May 7, 2009
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