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swum pierce

the king of swumming/spores, often related to the word swum. Known to reach heights of 300m while agitated
there's a swum pierce that's playing marvel rivals by the sewage drain
by Dan0169420 November 18, 2025
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pierced

A word honoring Piercinald "Pierce" Anastasia Hawthorne from Dan Harmon's Community (2009). Unlike the term "Britta'd" it means to do something so great and amazing that you are eligible to be compared to the best character in Community that carried the show. People named Jovana may not agree with this definition; they are wrong.
Nima failed to see the timestamp at the bottom of the video. He really pierced that one.
by moderig November 18, 2025
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Pierce

He is the sweetest guy and a team player, he will light up your world when you meet him. Don't underestimate him just because of his life. He is a hard-working athlete who should be captain *cough cough*. He does aquatic sports. Such as waterpolo and swimming, he has spent his whole life in the water and is basically is half dolphin.

If you hurt him, I will find you. When he swims you will die of happiness and eat pine needles to calm down. He is a beacon in the waterpolo world and is made for fellow waterpolo people. He is a real Trager. Pierce is the sweetest guy ever and can make anyone laugh. his sense of humour is deeper than the ocean and dispite his love for water he can do any sport
"wow that guys so cool and hot"

"yeah hes a real pierce"
by goldf=ie March 24, 2025
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Pierce

Bro, Pierce gave me chlamydia
by Gilly Gobbler June 9, 2024
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Septum Piercing

Badass mfers with septum piercings either have a fat cock that all the chicks want or a juicy gorrilla grip pussy that makes the boys go crazy. Most with a septum piercing have probably railed a line of coke off of the back of a toilet in a grimy dive bar stall or the pubic mons of a bad bitch. If youve got a septum piercing you definitely fuck
Male: he got a septum piercing to let people know his cock is fat

Female: she got a septum piercing because she's got a juicy pussy
by Fucking_off May 16, 2025
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Septum piercing theory

It’s that women (maybe men as well?) with septum rings will allow and sometimes demand, that their past trauma or past adversity embody their personality. Self reflectively, they can maintain a state of perpetual victimhood which in turn allows them to maintain a state of constant and “justified” mental turmoil. They’re then allowed to make themselves the center of most conversations by explaining why their past trauma relates to seemingly benign, but ultimately offensive (because of aforementioned trauma) topics, and has led them to no longer have a positive outlook on said topic or in life.
Septum piercing theory checks out for this one.
by Traviswhiskey May 31, 2025
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Pierce

Awesome people. Especially if they are also named Jon.
by Truthteller1010102 July 4, 2023
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