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Middletown Pennsylvania

Middletown, Pennsylvania is the oldest town in Dauphin County and is among the most dreadful also. Once a town full of 19th century money, it is now a conglomeration of white and ethnic trash that thrive on section 8 living. The town is host to the lovely TMI - Three Mile Island nuclear power plant that might as well have obliterated the town in its' near meltdown back in the late 1970's. The town is now just a hodge-podge of poorly maintained vinyl and aluminum sided structures that somewhat resemble ghetto housing, cops that are notorius for overstepping their boundaries and citizens that resemble skid row. Don't waste your time, energy or thoughts on this deplorable place.
"Oh yes, Middletown Pennsylvania is the ghetto located in Dauphin County near Three Mile Island and Pennstate Harrisburg.
by YoBabyGayDaddy February 28, 2012
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pennsylvanian boy

(In response to Belgian girl): A pennsylvanian boy is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He will give and give to make you the happiest person ever, even if it is at the expense of his own happiness. He'll do anything for you and make you feel like a princess. He will always be there for you and can cheer you up at any time. Even if he makes a mistake, he will never hurt you on purpose. And he will love you with all his heart no matter what. And I love him too.
I missed that pennsylvanian boy when he went away to the Navy.
by Stephanie C. D. January 8, 2009
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Penny Board

It's like a mini skateboard with thicker and softer wheels, small trucks, plastic deck, and comes in 2 sizes. They come in many colors.

Most of the people who ride it these days are girls. They probably don't even ride it, just post pictures if it in tumblr and be posers.
by AmaranthineFog June 18, 2014
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penne

John: Hey yo you got penne.
Italian: HOW DARE YOU YOU RACIST!
by John Baker CUNT May 9, 2018
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pennsyltucky

The large section of the middle of Pennsylvania where more cars are seen on lawns than the roads. Cousin sex is acceptable, and New Jersey license plates are generally despised.

**Note: The greater Harrisburg-York-Carlise region does not follow the general definition for Pennsyltucky. People there are civilized and own homes instead of trailers, yet don't carry the asshole persona you might find in Philadelphia. However, even here Jersey is despised. New Jersey sucks.
I drove 50 miles outside of Harrisburg, and some guy in Pennsyltucky made me squeal like a pig.
by brspenn May 15, 2009
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pennylane

a total hippie head shop, located in Springfield, IL. on the lower floor the have a blacklight room, t-shirt type of room,poster room, and shitload of other stuff. you have to 18 or older to go upstairs, and thats for obvious reasons. Pretty much anyone who works there is a pothead and almost all the customers are too. The outside of Pennylane is painted pretty tight and so in one of the rooms (they recently remodeled it).
I fucking love Pennylane, it has an awesome atmosphere and smells great becuase of the incents.
by heyhihello December 9, 2008
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Pennsylvania Superbowl

A much anticipated event each year. It is the hope that the Philadelphia Eagles and that Pittsburgh Steelers will play each other in the Super bowl. Both teams always seem to make the playoffs for the last 10 years, even going to the Super bowl, but never meeting.

With Michael Vick, Philly is expected to go far every year.

With Big Ben, Piitsburgh is never expected to go far.
Pennsylvania Superbowl will be epic like a 49ers-Raiders (battle of the bay) Superbowl, but this will probably never happen since both teams are never really rock solid to win their division for many consecutive years.
by Eagles 2012 SB Champs January 26, 2011
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