The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet

A secret society, similar (but not related to) the Freemasons. Founded by Richmond M M Swigberry-Smythe II Esq in 1915, this society spread rom a select few English nobility to several different cultures across the world. The Order is now non-denominational, and promotes open-mindedness, practise of the arts, and the wearing of ridiculous clothes. The Order is known for wearing fez (one well-known former member is the famous British magician/comedian Tommy Cooper), one of its most prestigious awards is the Glass Fez of Swigberry Smythe.

by Thelonius Groinberg September 16, 2003

rainbowbetical order

arrangement of objects in order of the colors of the rainbow.

i arranged the clothes in my closet in rainbowbetical order!! red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple.

by EunicenAgnes June 23, 2008

seasonal adjustment order

The extra beers it takes to make members of the opposite sex seem attractive in winter.

Before seasonal adjustment order; "everybody looks so grey and unattractive, I think I'll go home and cry myself to sleep."

After seasonal adjustment order; "wait a minute, this place is full of hot booty!"

by Stephen Collins September 1, 2006

50 caliber restraining order

Murder; Assassination

Person One: Hey, what ever happened to your ex?
Person Two: Oh, I got a 50 caliber restraining order on her.
Person One: What?
Person Two: Exactly.

by Erich Zann III July 9, 2010

apple pie order

Perfect order (from a corruption of the French word Nappes Pliées, meaning neatly folded linen)

His apple pie order was just over the top.

by The Return of Light Joker December 8, 2010

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the big boys are the same and you can get them on the way to your house or to the good old place and they will be able to voice your life with you and your family is a great thing to do in your life that and your family your life is the best one find find a good

to the old days in the world and you will find that you have a great life for you as well and you are a sad and beautiful girl that will never be able and you want to be a good friend

and you are a great person who is very proud of yourself and the way you are and will be your life is the only thing that you can make a perfect life in your life is before the first year of the year and you are the only one who can suck your life

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by big shaq looks good but he gay January 10, 2018

New World Order

The New World Order, also known as the NWO, is a conspiracy theory that states that a small group of elites have an agenda to rule the world through an autonomous one world government. This one world government would lead to the elimination of all sovereign nations and end all wars and conflicts. According to many conspiracy theorists, we are headed in this direction and it is supposedly a bad thing.

Many conspiracy theorists insist that the plan for a New World Order exists, even though there is zero evidence to back up this conspiracy. The only evidence they will give you are articles and YouTube videos made by other conspiracy theorists, like Alex Jones for example.

by Striker122 January 4, 2010